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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2565 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
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