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Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dimension Hops:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	6377
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	8466
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	892	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	3310
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!