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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, DPRK films, KimJongCraft, Kino, Korean cinema, Korean cinema analysis, Korean cinema classics, Korean cinema history, Korean cinema recommendations, Korean cinema reviews, Korean cinema suggestions, Korean film culture, Korean film industry, Korean film industry insights, Korean film suggestions, Korean filmography, korean movies, Minecraft, North Korean cinema, North Korean cinema suggestions, North Korean movies, Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is straight outta the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea! That’s right, we’ve got Kim Jong-un himself as our admin, making sure everything runs smoothly and dictatorially.

Join our server for a chance to mine for rare minerals like uranium and kimchi diamonds. Build your own propaganda tower to show off your loyalty to the Supreme Leader. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly rocket launch competitions, where the winner gets a free trip to space (Disclaimer: trip may involve being launched into orbit against your will).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the true glory of Minecraft, North Korean style! Just remember to always praise the Supreme Leader or risk being banned to the labor camps. Happy mining!

PlateGrabber Minecraft Server

Apology, balance, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, Emotional support, forgiveness, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, girls day out, immaturity, mental health, mental health break, mental health center, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PlateGrabber, self-care, Server, social media, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your friendships just like Mia and her friend.

Experience the thrill of virtual tapas and drinks with your Minecraft buddies, but be careful not to get too tipsy like Mia did! Who knows what drama might unfold when you least expect it.

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown over a plate of virtual food, where friendships are tested and apologies are sent via text message days later. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join us and find out!

WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	5375	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	4954	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	6687
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Villages Defended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	870625	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mines Excavated:	2131
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5586	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9905	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Runes Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7251
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

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