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Girlfriend Quest Minecraft Server

AVPD, coping mechanisms, Girlfriend, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Onahole, prostate massager, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-therapy, Server, sex toys, social anxiety, Therapy, Weed

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	6489	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of trying to navigate the complicated world of dating as an avpd NEET? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. Instead of worrying about relationships, you can focus on building the most epic virtual castle ever! Plus, we have a secret underground society of onahole enthusiasts who meet every Sunday to discuss their latest purchases. And don’t even get me started on our legendary weed farm – it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more greenery. So why bother with real life drama when you can escape to our crazy virtual world? Join now and never look back!

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Star Shards Collected:	192
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi

bilateral relations, cold war, communism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Hanoi, international relations, Meeting, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, Rebuke, russia, Southeast Asia, soviet union, summit, SUPERPOWER, US, Vietnam, Visit

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1746	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server!

BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn

Birth, breath awareness, Breath Control, BreathCraft, Breathing, breathing exercises, death, Deep Breathing, Exhale, health, Inhale, Life, Longevity, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, mortality, Relaxation, respawn, respiratory system, self-care, Spawn, stress relief, wellness, yoga

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.

EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

burning sensation, chronic condition, corneal damage, corneal sensitivity, Dry Eye Disease, eye care, eye health, eye irritation, EyeCraft, inflammation, nerve fibers, ocular discomfort, ocular surface, ocular surface disorder, pain sensation, sensory neurons, tear evaporation, tear film stability, Tear Production, treatment options, Trouble, TRPV1

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension Hops:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.

Fether Nations: The One Where Everyone Panics Over A Minecraft Chicken

Casual, chicken, Community, Discord, Enthusiast, Epic Knights, farmers delight, Fether, Forge, java, Let’s Do Brewery, Macaw’s mods, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Nations, panics, Recreation, Secure, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	5376	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to Fether Nations!

We are a lore driven, modded worldbuilding server (1.20.1 forge, Java). Our modpack is focused on recreating a medieval-like experience in Minecraft.

The server was recently created [not out yet] so we are welcoming new members! We have a very kind and friendly community and made sure to make it secure.

Not interested in lore? That won’t be an issue! Our server is for everyone: whether you are a lore enthusiast or a casual modded Minecraft enjoyer. Everyone is welcome!

Some of our notable mods:

Category	Mods
Building	Macaw’s mods, Medieval Deco, Beautify, Stoneworks
Weapons	Epic Knights
Farming	Let’s Do Brewery, Farmer’s delight

And much more!

Join us in our discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions on our discord server.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the security and enjoyment of all our members.
Can I use shaders/resource packs?	Yes, you are free to use shaders and resource packs to enhance your gameplay experience.

DakiBitch Minecraft Server

anime culture, anime merchandise, awkward moments, bedroom etiquette, body pillows, cringe-worthy situations, cum stains, DakiBitch, dakimakura owner, dating advice, dating struggles, embarrassing situations., Getting Lucky, intimate moments, love life, Minecraft, otaku lifestyle, relationships, salvaging a date, Server, sexual encounters, Shinobu, Social Skills

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of your Minecraft love life being ruined by cum-stained Shinobu sightings? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find true love without any pesky interruptions. Our server is guaranteed to have you laughing, crying, and maybe even finding that special someone. So come on in and leave the cum-stained drama behind!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

accent, actual soul, blocktopia, Born, bumfuck nowhere, China, crazy, English, first world, inflated, ISLAND, Language, legal location, Lottery, Minecraft, Npc, retarded, Server, Singaporeans, Soul, SUCKS, Ugly, WORST

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

TriviaCraft Server

Amazing Facts, astonishing facts, astounding information, conversation starters, cool facts, curious knowledge, fascinating tidbits, Fun facts, impressive facts, interesting information, jaw-dropping trivia, little known facts, mind blowing facts, obscure facts, quirky information, random trivia, remarkable tidbits, Server, surprising knowledge, TriviaCraft, unbelievable trivia, unique trivia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? That’s right, our server is so epic that even the trivia is mind-blowing! Join us and become a legend among legends, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to ruin your day, but who cares about them when you have a flying pig, amirite?). So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

BookWormsRUs

avid reader, best books to read, bibliophile, book recommendations, book reviews, book suggestions, bookish, bookworm, BookWormsRUs, classic literature, compelling reads, contemporary literature, Fiction, Literary fiction, Literature, must read books, Nonfiction, page-turner, popular books, reading list, top books

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old books that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only book you need to read! Why waste time with words on paper when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun? Join us and embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and battle fearsome mobs with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of courage. Who needs books when you have a Minecraft server that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) with excitement? So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your virtual sword – the adventure of a lifetime awaits!