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on you Minecraft Servers

  • MythBusterMinecraftSMP

    MythBusterMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2374
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Farms Harvested: 887 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about all the lies you were told as a kid! We have secret underground bunkers filled with ancient scrolls that reveal the real reason why broccoli is good for you and why you shouldn’t swallow gum. Plus, our resident conspiracy theorist claims to have proof that the moon landing was actually filmed on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock the secrets of the universe while building epic structures with your friends.

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  • MythBustedCraft

    MythBustedCraft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 2011
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 113

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9302
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.

    if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

    ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2380
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Zombie Dances: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 505386
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

    AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5704
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 641381
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

    First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IVF4Free Minecraft Server

    IVF4Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 2032
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 173 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

    Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

    SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4133
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Farms Harvested: 774 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToughLoveCraft

    ToughLoveCraft
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2920
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Potions Brewed: 146
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Crops Grown: 5775

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

    Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FamGoneMinecraftSMP

    FamGoneMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5923
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magic Items Found: 8252
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Crops Grown: 8044 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!

    PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4295
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of pixelated chickens? How about getting lost in a virtual forest? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a support group for all your weird phobias! Join us and conquer your fear of blocky spiders or square-shaped waterfalls. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of being scared of things that don’t even exist in real life. So come on, join us and let’s laugh together at our ridiculous fears while building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of the Minecraft world. Who knew facing your phobias could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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