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Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7936
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1377	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1941	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	167
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?