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Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
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