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BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bad idea, BadIdeaBuyer, Bitcoin, contrarian investing, Cyber trucks, Financial Advice, financial decisions, free market, FTX collapsing, hot potato, house investment, investing, Investment mindset, investment strategy, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, tesla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Votes:	3902	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

BoyfriendBossMC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in healing through laughter! Just like how this girl’s boyfriend helped her through her nose surgery, we will help you navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our expert guidance.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can bring your partner along for all your virtual adventures. Need help fighting off creepers? No problem, your boyfriend can step in and save the day just like he saved this girl from her panic during doctor appointments.

And don’t worry about your friend judging you for letting your boyfriend see inside your nose – on our server, we embrace all the weird and wonderful things that make us who we are. Plus, who wouldn’t want a partner who can handle a little nose exploration?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will be jealous of all the fun you’re having!

FilmGeekMinecraftSMP

cinematic hidden gems, cinematic hidden treasures, FilmGeekMinecraftSMP, forgotten films, hidden cinematic gems, hidden film treasures, hidden gems, hidden movie gems, hidden movie treasures, lesser-known films, obscure movies, overlooked classics, overlooked gems, overlooked movies, sleeper hits, under-the-radar films, underappreciated cinema, underrated films, underrated masterpieces, underrated movies, undiscovered films

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually secret agents trying to save the world from an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. But don’t worry, we also have epic quests, insane parkour challenges, and a hidden underground disco club where the villagers like to party. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more like a blockbuster movie than a regular old Minecraft world, come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Votes:	2138	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Animals Bred:	173	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	3459
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!