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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3183 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!
