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KickCraft – International Soccer Server

#Southgate, Chelsea, denmark, england, fa, Fifa, France, International, international soccer, Israel, Kasper Hjulmand, kickcraft, Lesley Ugochukwu, manager search, Olympic squad, Paris Olympics, RFEF, Server, Soccer, spain, Successor, suspension, World Cup

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Chelsea recalling players from Olympic squads, Spain proposing 11 World Cup stadiums for 2030, and managers stepping down left and right like it’s a game of musical chairs!

Join us for the ultimate chaos and drama as we navigate through FIFA delays, England manager searches, and who knows what else will happen next! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness right here in our Minecraft world?

So come on in and join the fun – you never know what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you on our server!

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7964
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	4538
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9232	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

amd ryzen, Beginner, California, Cards, Chaos, club, Community, CPU, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardware, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Join, Lgbt, LGBTQ, MEMBERSHIP, Mods, Optimization, Projects, RAM, San Jose, setup, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!