Olympic Boxer MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

Frustration, sports, Quitting, athlete, criticism

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

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PlaneCrashDiplomatPvP

world war II, Wartime tragedy, soviet union, Recovery mission, international incident

lol join our epic minecraft server where we reenact this INSANE story by building a giant replica of the Finnish WWII plane that got shot down by Moscow with a US diplomat on board. imagine flying around in minecraft on a plane made out of blocks, it’s gonna be LIT. plus, we have secret missions where you have to rescue the diplomat from the clutches of the evil Moscow players. come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

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SubwayAnnouncementFails

Subway, Communication, public transportation, travel, passenger experience

u know when u on the subway and the announcer is like “next stop isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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MeatCrafterz – Gender Bender Edition

food choices, gender, Edition, behavioral patterns, cross-cultural analysis

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like meat? do u like paradoxes? well boy do i have the server for u! join our server where u can build ur own meat castle and battle other players in epic meat wars! we have a paradoxical twist where the more meat u eat, the stronger u become! it’s like a scientific experiment but with blocks and swords! so come join us and experience the ultimate meaty adventure!

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Lions MC

Pwarps, Shop, Server, Minecraft, Nowhitelist

This is a fun multiplayer server with plugins that make things even better! We have a shop, pwarps, hopper filters and more! There is also zero whitelist.

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Welcome to MossCraft, where the grass is always greener and the pets have their own secret society. Join now for some leafy fun!

Bluemap, Grief Prevention, Join, Fun, Terralith

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Entire Custom World with nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures
	World reset on May 5th, 2024
	In Game Voice Chat
	BlueMap Webmap
	Premium Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails
	Ability to /sit and /lay
	Cross Platform with Bedrock
	Fast leaf decay
	Grief Prevention with rollback ability
	No Chat Reports
	Put any block on your head as a hat
	Automatic server restarts
	10,000 block world border
	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and apply to join using the provided link.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform and you can play with Console and Mobile gamers.

Q: Can I use voice chat in-game?

A: In-game voice chat is available, but it is not required.

Q: Are there any restrictions on chat?

A: There are no chat reports, so Mojang won’t be monitoring chat and players won’t be banned from chat due to mass reporting.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world has a 10,000 block border.

BlockyBlowjob Minecraft Server

Naughty, Erotic, Happy Ending, Server, Sensual

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have secret hidden realms filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. It felt amazing, and it will feel even more amazing when you become part of our zany Minecraft family!

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MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server

Diversity, cultural identity, Race, dragon ball z, cartoons

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, the more melanin you have, the more you’ll love Dragon Ball Z! That’s right, our server is scientifically proven to increase your love for DBZ based on your skin color. Don’t ask us how it works, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll also find rare diamond blocks that are actually disguised as Senzu Beans. Eat one and watch your health regenerate instantly! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Saiyan armor and weapons that will give you superhuman strength in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will leave you questioning the laws of Minecraft physics. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who share your love for DBZ based on your melanin levels? It’s a win-win situation, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

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ShiftsOverBoysLater

financial stress, financial responsibilities, compromise, debt management, ShiftsOverBoysLater

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

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Crafting Catastrophe

flop of the year, big disappointment, unsuccessful launch, Disaster, catastrophe

Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

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