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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6667 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?