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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 129 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 220 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
