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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6511 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
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