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Annie Is A Shitty Movie Minecraft SMP

$400 million, 1968, 2025, 50 million, annie, copypasta, Director, famous director, film, Final Film, gender-swapped, John Huston, make, Minecraft, Movie, Oliver, shitty, shitty movie, smp, spend, thinking, well known, World’s Most, WTF

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even legendary directors like John Huston are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with gender-swapped copypastas, diamond heists, and epic build battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics, or will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElseHerobrineWillGetYou

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Crops Grown:	9077	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ores Mined:	9073	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6224

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	171	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	591
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Animals Bred:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7475

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Luke Look Server

confusion, English, homophones, Language, language learning, language pronunciation., linguistics, look, luke, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, pronunciation guide, pronunciation patterns, pronunciation rules, Server, SIMILAR, Sound, Speech, Spelling, Words

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!