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BlockBusterPornHubCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

GalacticGals vs AstroBros

AstroBros, GalacticGals

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	7932
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4103
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyTomodachiMC Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	1042

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ores Mined:	4641	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	485	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	949	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6177	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Votes:	4374	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!