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TrippyCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Bash

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4401	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.