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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8311 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4351 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.
Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.
