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CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

America, antitrust laws, collusion, collusion regulations, companies, Competition, corporate greed, Economy, grocery store chains, HealCraft, healing, labor market, low, Minecraft, Ruling, Salaries, Server, US, wage suppression, wages, workers, world stage

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthem

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

age, attraction, catchy, classic, Fountains of Wayne, funny, generation, hit song, Lyrics, millennial, Mother, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, radio hit, relatable, song, Stacy’s mom, StacysMomMC, Timeless

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	126	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1550
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

Chill, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Minecraft, mobile, New Eridu, Official Website, Oh Ellen Please, PC, Pre-Registrations, PS5, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, STICKERS, Tiesto, Trailer, Twitter account, Uniform, Web Event, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, they’re just for fun)!

Our server is so popular that we have over 44 trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of creepers you’ll encounter in a lifetime of playing Minecraft! And if you pre-register now, you’ll receive exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends green with envy.

But that’s not all – we have special events, like the “Welcome to New Eridu” program, where you can explore a whole new world filled with mysteries and treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Ellen herself, rocking her iconic uniform, shark tail, and scissors like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

cute boys, CuteBoysMC, male celebrities, male chained edition, male characters, male discussion, male drama, male fandom, male fujoshi, male genderbends, male hornyposting, male idols, male indie, male love, male niji, male off-topic, male oshi, male shilling, male stars, male yumejoshi, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	131	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Void Gems Collected:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, or just plain horny for some blocky adventures.

On our server, we welcome all genders, as long as your male character is cute enough to pass our standards. We even allow BFE and gosling relationships – because why not spread the love in the virtual world?

But beware, we have a strict no-female drama policy. Save that drama for the real world, because here, we’re all about building and exploring without any distractions.

And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again! Head over to our designated area for that, because here, we’re all about the fun and games.

So come join us and ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory, with a little bit of fujoshi flair thrown in for good measure. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even genderbends of males (but seriously, don’t do that).

SnoreCraft: Silent Survival

Creatures, danger, death sentence, emily blunt, family, fear, Horror, john krasinski, Monsters, Movie, post-apocalyptic, quiet place, Silence, SILENT, SnoreCraft, snorer, Survival, Suspense, Suspenseful, Tension, Thriller, Universe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magic Items Found:	7142	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, you better join this server if you don’t wanna get eaten by those creepy monsters, ya know? like, we got this secret potion that makes you silent as a ninja, so you can survive in this crazy world. plus, we got a hidden underground base where we throw the best parties with all the mobs from the game. it’s lit, yo. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and adventure we have here. come join us and be a part of the coolest gang in the Minecraft universe.