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Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

action, beautiful animation, Character development, Coming of Age, cute, Dark, Drama, emotional, existential crisis, FANTASY, Gems, GEMSTONES, Houseki no Kuni, intriguing plot twists, Land, Loneliness, Minecrafthouseki, Mystery, Philosophical, Phosphophyllite, Self Discovery, Suffering, unique concept

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Emeralds Found:	8321
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, break up, emotional distress, emotions, ex, ex-partner, Exes, Frustration, intimate photos, Michelle, NudeCraft, nudes, personal boundaries, pissed, pixelated, privacy, Reality, regrets, relationships, Revenge, sexting, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mines Excavated:	4633	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!

Kat’s Kooky Craft Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	163	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kat.

Kat was just your average Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. And let me tell you, her life was never the same again. She was greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who taught her how to build the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen. And that’s not all – she also discovered a secret underground disco party where the creepers were the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

angles, Crafty, Fed, FREEMASON, funding, hitler, homosexual, jew, jidf, Lazy, lolz, low effort, Minecraft, Noticing, POL, scat fetishist, Server, Shill, spic

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Band CryCraft

Band, Cliffhanger, cry, CryCraft, Drama, Enigmatic, girl, girl band, guys, Intrigue, Mysterious, Mystery, nina, plot twist, puzzling, SEARCHING, Suspense, suspense-filled, Suspenseful, Typing, Unfinished, unfinished business, unresolved

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	1210	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2326
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

“Youth, Adulthood, age, conformity, Country, Crafty, cultural shifts, culture, fashion, generation, influence, late bloomer, Lifestyle, Maturity, McLaughLand, Meet, Phases, Popular, popular phase, Possibilities, social norms, societal expectations, society, starting late, trends

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1429
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!