oldfags – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

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CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server

#youtube, AmeSame, Community, CraftyGurAme, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, GurAme, internet culture, japanese, Livestream, Minecraft, Nostalgia, oldfags, ONLINE, reaction video, Server, social media, Time, Video, virtual youtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!

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New Server IP
ThrowbackCraft: Childhood Game Edition

Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, classic video games, Edition, fun times, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming generation, gaming history, gaming tradition, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, old school gaming, oldfags, retro gaming, Throwback, ThrowbackCraft, traditional games, vintage games, zoomers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!

Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.

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SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

Boomers, makes zoomers seethe, NTR, oldfags, proud NTR board, QUIT, RAGE, Reign, SeetheCraft, sorry loosers, SUPREME, usedgods, zoomer chuds, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

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Crafted Survival

Active, Additions, base, bedrock, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Playtime, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
🧍 Active Player Base

Discord

Server Trailer

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we provide a griefer-free environment for our players.
How can I claim land on the server?	We have a land claiming system in place. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, our server is open to all players. Feel free to invite your friends to join!
Are there any special events on the server?	We occasionally host special events such as building competitions and treasure hunts. Stay tuned for announcements!

Rogue Pursuit 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive career, bar exam, criminal prosecutor, discretion, doctorate degree, high levels of discretion, indict citizens, job masculinity, job power, job status, law enforcement, law enforcement role, Masculinity, MONEY, plea offers, power, Prison, Pursuit, Rogue, society protectors, Status

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like being a prosecutor but with a twist! You get mad status because you gotta grind for that doctorate degree and pass the bar exam just to play. Plus, you get mad power to indict other players for criminal offenses and send them to virtual prison. It’s like being a law enforcement hero, but in a blocky world. And yeah, you might not make as much virtual money as a doctor, but who cares when you’re living that prosecutor life? Forget other jobs, this server is where it’s at for all the masculinity, power, and status you could ever want. Join now and be the virtual prosecutor of your dreams!

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CatAshes Minecraft Server

Accountability, animal rescue, animal welfare, cat care, cat health, cat owner, Cat rescue, CatAshes, cremation, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia decision, family conflict, Family Values, Minecraft, pet abandonment, pet ashes, pet care, pet loss, pet love, pet memorial, pet ownership, Server, son’s behavior

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful children who mistreat their pets? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of accountability and crazy cat stories.

Picture this: a 20+ year old cat, dumped in the woods by their own owner. But fear not, our server is a safe haven for all animals, even virtual ones! We don’t tolerate any pet neglect here, unless it’s in-game of course.

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of pet ownership, with a side of drama and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Plus, we offer free virtual pet cremation services for all your pixelated furry friends.

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat or two wandering around our blocky world. Just remember, accountability is key, even in the world of Minecraft.

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FamAvoiderCraft

Adult, annoying habit, aunts, Avoiding, birthday parties, busy, college student, Conversation, cousins, FamAvoiderCraft, family expectations, family gatherings, grandchildren, grandmother, important occasion, right to choose, skipping, uncles, understanding parents, Waste of time

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where no one really cares about your life? Do you dread the thought of celebrating every single family member’s birthday, even if you barely know them? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the never-ending cycle of awkward conversations and unwanted social obligations!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore without the judgmental eyes of your distant relatives. No more guilt trips for missing birthdays or feeling obligated to attend every family gathering. On our server, the only thing you’ll be judged on is your epic building skills and creativity.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of family obligations. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of freedom and independence. Who needs annoying aunts and uncles when you can have virtual friends who actually care about what you have to say?

Don’t be the black sheep of your family, be the master builder of our Minecraft server. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without the pressure of family expectations. Join us now and start crafting your own path to freedom!

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RedditCrazeCraft

ANECDOTES, BIZARRE, craziest story, discussion forum, internet, internet culture, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Online Community, reddit, RedditCrazeCraft, Shocking.., social media, storytelling, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable tales, unexpected, User-generated content, viral, weird, Wild

Have you ever seen a Reddit post where someone built a roller coaster in Minecraft that actually worked? Well, on our server, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base that’s guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Yes, you read that right. Ninja llamas. They’ll protect your precious diamonds and emeralds with their lives (or at least until someone offers them some tasty hay).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Hunting” event, where players team up to take down the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that the dragon has a weakness for cheesy puffs, so make sure to bring plenty!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just your average run-of-the-mill experience, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventures of your pixelated life!

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LaserCraft Minecraft Server

aerial threats, anti-drone technology, defense strategy, defense systems, drone defense, drone warfare, eastern europe, laser countermeasures, laser defense, laser technology, laser weapons, lasercraft, military advancements, military conflict, military defense, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Russian drones, Server, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got laser weapons like ukranian army gonna use against russian drones. u can be a commander and zap all dem pesky drones outta da sky like a boss. join now and be part of da epic battle for supremacy in da virtual world. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness. sign up now and let’s get zappin’!

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New Server IP
CraftyCanuck vs TrumpTower

Allies, border, Canada, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCanuck, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, international relations, Négotiation, neighbors, North America, Peace, Politics, president trump, Trade, TrumpTower, Understanding, Unity

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, you know? like, you gotta join because we have the craziest shenanigans happening here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers and zombies threw a surprise party for Steve and it was lit AF.

also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.

oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.

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Quantum Teleport Craft

#supercomputer, Breakthrough, Craft, Cutting Edge, Experiment, innovation, oxford, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum teleportation, research, scientific achievement, scientific discovery, scientists, Technology, Teleport, Teleportation, teleportation experiment, teleportation technology, teleporting matter

lol u kno wat dat means? u can teleport in dis minecraft server! like u can be mining in one spot den BOOM u in a whole new world! it’s like magic but wit science.

also, did u kno dat dis server has a secret underground city filled wit diamond blocks? yea, it’s true. u just gotta find da secret entrance and u be rich in no time.

oh and get dis, there’s a giant chicken boss dat drops enchanted golden apples when u defeat it. it’s like da holy grail of minecraft loot.

so yea, if u wanna have a wild time wit teleportation, secret cities, and giant chicken bosses, den u gotta join dis server. it’s da best thing since enchanted diamond swords.

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Kot_hrwka server minecraft

APLIPLIPSIS, Applipsis, donatov_nnet, Kot_hrwka, Minecraft, nu_srver_sobi, Server, Survival, Zombi

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CaveRaiders Hardcore Server

Adventure, alliances, Biomes, CaveRaiders, challenge, Claiming, Community, Discord, Event, ghost, Hardcore, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Revive, Rewards, Server, Structures, Survival, Teleport

Hardcore Survival Challenge Server

Join us for 7 weeks of true adventure!

What’s special about this Hardcore server:

Features	Description
100% Free	Just join and play!
Fresh world	Modified biomes & structures
No easy way out	No PvP, no teleport, no admin commands
Limited claiming	Up to 2000 blocks to secure your space
Revive System	Gives ghost players a second chance every Friday

Why join:

Reasons	Description
Fresh start	No past builds to worry about
Exclusive rewards	Earn perks for main server
Community & teamwork	Meet new players and form alliances

Not into Hardcore?

Check out our main Semi-Vanilla server for a different experience!

Server Information:

Hardcore Server IP: caveraidershardcore.minecraft.best

Main Server IP: caveraiders.minecraft.best

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/mCumrWHMWY

Additional Infos: https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s340562, https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s294198

FAQ – Hardcore Survival Challenge:

Q: What is the Hardcore Survival Challenge?

A: It is a 7-week event on a Hardcore server with modified biomes and structures for a true survival experience.

Q: What are the rewards for surviving until the end?

A: Players who survive without dying will earn huge prizes! Check the #hardcore-information channel in Discord for details.

Q: Can players form alliances and work together?

A: Yes, players can form alliances and test their skills together.

Q: How can I spectate after death?

A: Use /visit to spectate as a ghost until the next revival.

Q: Can I switch between the Hardcore server and the main Semi-Vanilla server?

A: Yes, players can switch between servers for different gameplay experiences.