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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!

ThrowbackCraft: Childhood Game Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	981199
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!

Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Active players/Staff daily

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Welcome to BudderCraft! Where cheaters never prosper and toxicity is buttered away! Join us for Survival, Creative Plots, Skyblock & more!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BudderCraft
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, friendly community
IP Address	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any banned mods on the server?	Mods like Badlion Client with specified allowed mods are permitted, but all other mods are prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server required?	While not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and server info.
What happens if I’m caught cheating on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can ruin the economy and strategy of certain modes.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version releases.

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Votes:	7266
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchantments Applied:	148
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5360

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	6929
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

Altimeria: Where Even the Noobs Can’t Resist the Crates and Daily Quests! Join Now and Rank up with Your Epic Skills!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Altimeria Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord server
What is Altimeria?	Altimeria is a Minecraft SMP server with custom features such as world generation, items, mobs, daily quests system, vote ranking system, crates, Dynmap, and more!
IP	mc.altimeria.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Altimeria currently in open beta?	Yes, Altimeria is currently in open beta but will soon transition to a dark fantasy lore based theme server.
What custom features does Altimeria offer?	Altimeria offers custom world generation, items, mobs, daily quests system, vote ranking system, crates, Dynmap, and more!
How can I unlock perks on Altimeria?	You can unlock perks by simply voting for the server, which is free to do. Additionally, there are crates and a Beta Lootbox with custom armor set.
Where can I find more information about Altimeria?	For more information, join our Discord server and stay updated on the latest news and features!

SpaceCraftSmp VS Hypixel

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5694	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5753
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Comparison between Hypixel and SpaceCraftSmp Minecraft servers

SpaceCraftSmp

Pros	Cons
Survival mode with unique features like gems, 3D backpack, dungeons, bosses, and over 40 custom items	May have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Constantly growing and adding new content	Not as well-known as Hypixel

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a huge player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Offers a variety of game modes and minigames	Some game modes may be repetitive for some players

FAQ

Which server is better for unique survival gameplay?

SpaceCraftSmp would be a better choice for unique survival gameplay with features like gems, 3D backpack, dungeons, bosses, and custom items.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is known for having one of the largest player bases in the Minecraft community.

Which server is more beginner-friendly?

Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its large number of game modes and minigames, while SpaceCraftSmp could be more beginner-friendly with its unique survival mode.

Which server is more popular?

Hypixel is more well-known and popular among Minecraft players, while SpaceCraftSmp may not have as large of a following.

LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	932248	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furry conventions! Paw-some adventures await!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of real life furry conventions being too tame? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can unleash your inner fursona in a virtual world filled with fur-tastic fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let your fur flag fly high and proud. From building your own furry-themed kingdom to participating in epic fur battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry about feeling out of place – everyone is welcome, no matter how fluffy or scaly you may be!

Forget spending 4 days at a real furry convention – on our server, the party never stops! Join now and experience the furry adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you may even find your furry soulmate in the pixelated wilderness! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fur-ocious fun begin!

YagerMine Minecraft server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

? Welcome to the YagerMine server! Here, every minute becomes a unique adventure in the world of Minecraft.

✨ We have several unique game mechanics that add a new level of interest to the game. You can chat with your friends in real time thanks to voice chat, and there are no restrictions on boring text messages – just talk and listen to other players.

? With Emotecraft, you can express your emotions in the game by choosing different emotes to highlight your mood or just have fun with your friends.

? You can add your own music to the records! On our server you have the opportunity to create your own soundtrack for your adventure by uploading your favorite tracks and creating a unique atmosphere for the game that can be shared with other players.

? Join YagerMine and immerse yourself in the exciting world of Minecraft, where every minute promises an unforgettable adventure. We have voice chat, emotes, custom music on records and much more!

❗ You can apply for a passage in the Discord server.

? Server wiki – wiki.yager.fun

play.yager.fun

MineTek – Where Creeper Meets Tekken

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Magic Items Found:	6355	Dragon Eggs Found:	3002
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! He’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to build a cozy little cave with you.

2. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the creepers who guard it. They’re not too happy about sharing their loot!

3. Our community is so friendly, even the zombies have stopped trying to eat our brains and are now hosting dance parties in the village square. Who knew zombies had such sick dance moves?

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the players dress up as their favorite Tekken 8 characters and battle it out in the arena. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!