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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomersAre you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank! -
ThrowbackCraft: Childhood Game Edition
Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, classic video games, Edition, fun times, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming generation, gaming history, gaming tradition, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, old school gaming, oldfags, retro gaming, Throwback, ThrowbackCraft, traditional games, vintage games, zoomersAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.
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SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme
Boomers, makes zoomers seethe, NTR, oldfags, proud NTR board, QUIT, RAGE, Reign, SeetheCraft, sorry loosers, SUPREME, usedgods, zoomer chuds, zoomersAre you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.
Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!
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sVanilla Survival
sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience – for Java and Bedrock editions.
π IP: corn.gg / Bedrock Port : 19132
π Region: AND East
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.
Why choose sVanilla Survival?
βΊ Survive and Thrive: We’re dedicated to bringing back the old-school survival experience. No overwhelming mods, no flashy gimmicks, just the core of what makes Minecraft, Minecraft.
βοΈ PvP Without Crystals and Anchors: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
π οΈ Minimal Modifications: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport commands are provided for convenience.
π€ Trading Based Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
πΊοΈ Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and an expansive world border, feel the true freedom of exploration, build without constraints, and lay claim to any corner of the world that captures your heart.
πΏ Permanent Legacy: Say goodbye to the fear of losing your hard work. Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
But wait, there’s more!
𧨠TNT Duplication: Making your mark on the world just got better. Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms or blow a giant chasm into the terrain!
Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the essence of Minecraft. Experience the game as it was meant to be played. Dive in, and enjoy your Minecrafts!