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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
New Chunks Explored:	428939	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server

#youtube, AmeSame, Community, CraftyGurAme, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, GurAme, internet culture, japanese, Livestream, Minecraft, Nostalgia, oldfags, ONLINE, reaction video, Server, social media, Time, Video, virtual youtuber

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Towns Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!

ThrowbackCraft: Childhood Game Edition

Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, classic video games, Edition, fun times, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming generation, gaming history, gaming tradition, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, old school gaming, oldfags, retro gaming, Throwback, ThrowbackCraft, traditional games, vintage games, zoomers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4588
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!

Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

Boomers, makes zoomers seethe, NTR, oldfags, proud NTR board, QUIT, RAGE, Reign, SeetheCraft, sorry loosers, SUPREME, usedgods, zoomer chuds, zoomers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9951	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	2510
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Votes:	7330	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Star Shards Collected:	81	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	9175
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Votes:	8863	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	133	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	95
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!