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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server

#youtube, AmeSame, Community, CraftyGurAme, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, GurAme, internet culture, japanese, Livestream, Minecraft, Nostalgia, oldfags, ONLINE, reaction video, Server, social media, Time, Video, virtual youtuber

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!

ThrowbackCraft: Childhood Game Edition

Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, classic video games, Edition, fun times, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming generation, gaming history, gaming tradition, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, old school gaming, oldfags, retro gaming, Throwback, ThrowbackCraft, traditional games, vintage games, zoomers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!

Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

Boomers, makes zoomers seethe, NTR, oldfags, proud NTR board, QUIT, RAGE, Reign, SeetheCraft, sorry loosers, SUPREME, usedgods, zoomer chuds, zoomers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

HangsterCraft

Adventure, Builder, challenge, Community, Creative, creative building, Creative mode, Economy, Epic cities, fun players, Growing world, HangsterCraft, Hangsterhaven, Island exploration, Minecraft, Plot, Plot building, Possibilities, Server, Skyblock, small island, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	3444	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hangstercraft: Your Next Minecraft Adventure!

Welcome to Hangstercraft, the place where adventure and creativity come together! Start in our Survival world, build your own base, join a community of fun players, and discover epic cities like Hangsterhaven.

Are you a builder through and through? We will soon open our Creative mode, where you can build unlimitedly on your own plot. Or take on a challenge in Skyblock, and embark on an epic adventure on a small island in the sky.

Join Hangstercraft and be part of a growing world full of possibilities. Your story starts here!

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Pixel Purity Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Craft, ddg, DEGenerarted Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompts, purity, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, stale bread, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	201769

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the 929951312stale bread edition but with a twist! The UI is so comfy, it’s like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket of code. Plus, we got online image generators that will blow your mind – Bing/Copilot, Civitai, Tensor, you name it!

And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section – we got tags for prompting, models, characters, samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU, and OP Pasta (whatever that is). Like, what more could you possibly want in a Minecraft server?

Oh, and we’re related to some other boards like /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, and /y/ydg. So, like, you know we’re legit and stuff.

Join us and experience the madness, bro!

No More Carpool Minecraft Server

bike, Boundaries, carpool, Communication, determination, friendship, friendship strain, Graduation, INCONVENIENCE, Late, Minecraft, punctuality, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Schedule, School, Selfishness, senior year, Server, setting boundaries, Time management, Transportation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Farms Harvested:	949

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality? Look no further than our server, where being late is a crime punishable by being thrown into a pit of creepers! Join us and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to make it to our virtual school on time.

Our server is perfect for those who understand the importance of being on time, unlike some friends who can’t seem to wake up before noon. Leave your tardy friends behind and join a community that values punctuality above all else.

We even have a special bike riding challenge for those who can’t seem to make it to school on time. Ride your virtual bike over a mile to school and prove that you have what it takes to be on time, unlike some people we know.

So come join our server and leave the latecomers behind. Who needs friends who can’t even set an alarm clock when you can join a community of punctual players who understand the importance of being on time? Time is ticking, so join now before it’s too late!

Momma’s Mine Shack

aita, Boyfriend, controlling mother, Deadlines, dictator, emotional support animal, escape room weekend, Future, guilt tripping, holding life hostage, living under rule, minimum wage, mom’s family business, mommas, moving in together, reality show, secure job, Shack, site manager, Struggling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dating a guy whose mom is basically a dictator! Join us for a virtual adventure where you don’t have to clean houses before guests arrive or deal with guilt-tripping bosses.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!

Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!

SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

Sonder Fantasy

Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

A fantasy roleplay server, set in the unique world of Volaris. Players are able to control the direction of the world, limited only by what they think is achievable. Join us today to start your adventure.

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Deadland UHC

airdrops, balance changes, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, crafting recipes, Deadland, Discord, Enchantments, Kits, Language, Loot, Mechanics, Miami, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, Server, Staff, Uhc, Version

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	6789

Server Name	DEADLAND UHC
Unique Mechanics	Double and Triple Ores, Matches lasting 45 minutes, Custom crafting recipes, Custom kits, Custom enchantments, Airdrops with legendary loot
Version	1.17.1-1.20.x
Default Language	Spanish
Server Location	MIAMI

FAQ

Q: What is UHC?

A: UHC stands for Ultra Hardcore. It is a game mode in Minecraft where players do not naturally regenerate health.

Q: How long do matches on DEADLAND UHC last?

A: Matches last no more than 45 minutes.

Q: Are there custom cosmetics on the server?

A: Yes, there are exclusive cosmetics available on the server.

Q: Can I become staff or a content creator on the server?

A: DEADLAND UHC is looking for staff and content creators. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: What can I find on the server’s Discord?

A: On Discord, you’ll find announcements for matches and events, rewards for boosting the server, alliance and suggestion channels, and more.

Q: How can I join DEADLAND UHC?

A: Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/DaRvC3CkgY

Chum Budverse 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, Budverse, chastity play, Chum, Chumbud Experience, cock control, cock teasing, cock teasing fantasy, cock teasing fetish, cock teasing for years, cock teasing mistress, cock teasing techniques, cock torture, edging, female domination, long term denial, male chastity, male submission, orgasm control, prolonged denial, sexual endurance, tease and denial

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

LunchBird Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, binoculars, birder, birding, Boss, Company, coworker, fasting, lunch break, LunchBird, Minecraft, office, office workers, OMAD, one meal a day, park, productivity, Server, Sunlight, Time management, Training, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.

Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!

Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!