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Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3613
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2222	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	388
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1221	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3401
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!