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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Emeralds Found:	5926
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2808
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	9466
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	6745	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	342116
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	318356	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Items Found:	2609	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Potions Brewed:	199
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Votes:	4414	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.