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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
