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Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	8756	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	1599	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Magic Items Found:	6138
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9424	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9857	Potions Brewed:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Zombie Dances:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6188
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	8287	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!