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BlockyBetrayal: BFvsBFFvsGF

alone, apartment, awkward, belated birthday, BFvsBFFvsGF, BlockyBetrayal, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, dislike, embarrassed, Friend, Hangout, hurt ego, immature, Invitation, nosy, Pets, Relaxed, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this nosy neighbor who can’t take a hint.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous stories, just like the tale of this friend who just can’t seem to take a hint.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you encounter a nosy neighbor trying to invite themselves over? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a birthday greeting gone wrong. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we create together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

HateWatchinSMP

Actor, actress, ANNOYING, Casting, Character, cringe, despise, detest, dislike, film, hate, HateWatchinSMP, IRRITATING, loathe, Movie, onscreen, Performance, PRESENCE, Role, Screen, talent

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8314	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

OMG, like, have you ever been watching a movie and then this one actor or actress comes on screen and you’re just like NOPE, I can’t deal with this person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have this one player who is like the equivalent of that annoying actor/actress. But, like, in a good way, you know? Like, they’re so bad at building stuff that it’s actually hilarious to watch. It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away!

So, if you’re into watching someone fail miserably at Minecraft but still somehow manage to make you laugh, then you HAVE to join our server. Plus, we have this crazy story about how this player once accidentally blew up their entire base with TNT because they thought it was a firework show. It was epic, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to tame a wild wolf and ended up getting chased around the map for hours. Good times, good times.

So, yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with a cast of characters that will make you question your sanity, then come join us! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I promise you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious facepalming moments.

NoJonesesAllowedMC

10. inner peace, 11. Minimalism, 12. Self-worth, 13. Peer pressure, 14. Consumerism, 15. Social comparison, 16. Inner happiness, 17. True wealth, 18. Self-awareness, 19. Contentment, 2. Refusing to conform, 20. Unique lifestyle., 3. Anti-materialism, 4. Personal values, 5. Authentic living, 6. Rejecting societal pressure, 7. Individuality, 8. Non-conformity, 9. Self-acceptance, Keeping up with the Joneses, NoJonesesAllowedMC

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of trying to keep up with the Joneses in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you need to keep up with is the amount of diamonds in your inventory!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about impressing your neighbors with fancy cars or designer clothes. Instead, you can show off your epic builds and impressive redstone contraptions to all your virtual friends.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city on our server where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Will you be able to find it and join in on the fun?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the Joneses once and for all!

Anygrief Global Winter Wipe Server Minecraft

Anygrief, Global, Minecraft, Server, Winter, wipe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	6251	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

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Moonbat

active updates, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, player rewards, safe progress, see you there, server maintenance, smp, Spleef, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	99
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Features	Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP, player events, minigames
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is griefing allowed on the survival SMP?

No, griefing is not allowed on the no-griefing survival SMP. It is a friendly and safe environment for players to build and explore.

2. How often are player events run on the server?

We run player events on the server occasionally, offering survival rewards for participants. Keep an eye out for announcements in the server.

3. Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

Yes, both SMP maps on Moonbat Minecraft won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress and builds will be safe and preserved.

4. Are there any rules regarding player conduct on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. Please refer to the server rules section for more information.

Mystic School Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, adaptation, Anime, BEGINNINGS, comedy, FANTASY, friendship, Gakkou, Ghosts, Hajimemashita, Identity, japanese, Manga, mystic, School, Sensei, slice of life, Supernatural, Teacher, yokai, youkai, Youkai Gakkou

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	7825

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a parallel universe where everyone is literally you. Can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue? It’s like looking into a mirror and seeing a million versions of yourself staring back at you. It’s a total mind trip, man. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

CraftyBae’s Grad & Bday Bash Minecraft Server

19th birthday, admissions process, aita, Bash, BDay, BF’s graduation, bigger university, Birthday, Classes, college, Columbia, community college, CraftyBaes, dental school, educational experience, first year, Future, future health professions, Grad, high school, high school graduation, internship program, medical school, Minecraft, Network, not attending, nursing school, Rutgers, senior year, Server, SHPEP, stipend, summer internship, travel expenses, ucla, University, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9755	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6083	Star Shards Collected:	269
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of missing out on all the fun because you’re too busy trying to secure your future? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape reality for a while in a world where your only worry is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle.

Just like how this internship program can make you look desirable to medical schools, our server will make you look like a Minecraft pro! Impress your friends with your redstone contraptions, massive farms, and epic builds. Who needs a prestigious university when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And don’t worry about missing your boyfriend’s high school graduation and birthday. On our server, every day is a celebration! We throw virtual parties, host build competitions, and even have a secret underground club (shh, don’t tell the mods). Your boyfriend will be so jealous of all the fun you’re having, he’ll be begging to join too!

So come on, ditch the internship program and join our Minecraft server instead. Who needs a future in healthcare when you can have a future as the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and let the adventures begin!

BlockyBaeBreakup

BlockyBaeBreakup, Boyfriend, Caretaker, dementia, Disappointment, Empathy, family, fear, firm, Guilt, long-distance relationship, Meeting, moving out, Promise, resignation, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, sick grandma, Trapped, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Votes:	9906
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your caregiving responsibilities behind!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your grandma’s bathroom schedule. No more feeling trapped in your family obligations, you can finally live your best blocky life!

And don’t worry about disappointing your long-distance boyfriend, he’ll understand once he sees the epic creations you’ve built on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company?

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll have to take care of is your virtual farm. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

burned out, BurntOutPolitician, clip, comedy, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, funny, GUARANTEED, hilarious, humor, internet, LAUGH, meme, Minecraft, Relief, satire, smp, social media, trending, us politics, Video, viral

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Punchline

clever comeback, clever diss, clever insult, clever insult ideas, clever insult without bad language, clever insult without cursing, clever insult without profanity, clever insult without swearing, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, creative insult ideas, insult, insult without swearing, non-offensive insult, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, PIXEL, PUNCHLINE, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	147
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!