Old Testament Minecraft Servers

Old Testament

  • The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

    The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).

    Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).

    So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Druidism Conversion Minecraft Server

    Druidism Conversion Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a christcuck? Ready to embrace your inner Druid and unlock the secrets of the universe? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Esus/Esos/Hesus/Aisus/Iesus and all things Druidic!

    Join us for Winter Solstice celebrations on December 25, Easter festivities around the spring equinox, and autumn equinox rituals to honor the harvest. We’ve got everything you need to break free from the chains of christcuckery and embrace the true power of Druidry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also a hotbed of conspiracy theories and wild ideas. Want to learn how Christianity is actually a Jewish subversion of Celtic Druidism? We’ve got you covered. Ready to convert your christcuck parents and friends to the ways of the Druids? We’ll show you how.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to enlightenment. Who needs the old testament, Jewish rabbis, or slave morality when you’ve got Druidry on your side? Let’s solve all of the West’s problems, one Minecraft block at a time. See you on the server, fellow truth-seeker!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server

    Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

    HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where being Christian and hating Jews is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • God’s Chosen Miners

    God’s Chosen Miners

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, fear not my friend, because on this server, you are considered one of God’s chosen people! That’s right, you are a VIP in the eyes of the Almighty himself.

    Join us and experience the power of divine intervention as you build, mine, and battle your way through the world. Need diamonds? Just ask God and he’ll rain them down from the heavens. Stuck in a sticky situation with a creeper? Call upon the angels to swoop in and save the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, a majestic creature that will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you get the idea.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become one of God’s chosen people in the world of Minecraft. Amen to that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraft Server – /poeg/ – Path of Exile General

    MineCraft Server – /poeg/ – Path of Exile General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for the next PoE league? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only delay you’ll experience is trying to decide which block to place next! Set sail to the land of Kalguur on November 7th PST and join the settlers in a quest for diamonds and glory.

    But wait, there’s more! Get early access to PoE 2 on December 6th by building your own portal in Minecraft and hopping right into the action. Teasers for PoE 2 are available for your viewing pleasure, but why just watch when you can play in our virtual world?

    Join us on the server where the only ban honeypot is a pot of honey for your virtual bees to enjoy. Global chat is always buzzing with excitement and laughter, so come be a part of the madness at /poeg/ Ingame Chat and Ban Honeypot/global 1488.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV

    Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Fall Guys meets a Spiderman movie marathon! We’ve got raffles, shared FATE meetups, and even a drive-in movie night featuring Gladiator (2000) Extended cut. And don’t even get me started on our Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s crazier than a turbo kid on a blue ruin! So join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meet at Ultima Thule – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KetCraft Minecraft Server

    KetCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly some dude comes up to you and whispers “Hey, wanna buy some ket?” And you’re like, “What the heck? This is a Minecraft server, not a drug deal!” But then you realize that this server is so wild and crazy that anything goes! Join now for a totally unique gaming experience where you never know what kind of shady deals you’ll stumble upon. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends… or enemies. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be high on ket too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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