Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).
So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!
Join us for Winter Solstice celebrations on December 25, Easter festivities around the spring equinox, and autumn equinox rituals to honor the harvest. We’ve got everything you need to break free from the chains of christcuckery and embrace the true power of Druidry.
But that’s not all – our server is also a hotbed of conspiracy theories and wild ideas. Want to learn how Christianity is actually a Jewish subversion of Celtic Druidism? We’ve got you covered. Ready to convert your christcuck parents and friends to the ways of the Druids? We’ll show you how.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to enlightenment. Who needs the old testament, Jewish rabbis, or slave morality when you’ve got Druidry on your side? Let’s solve all of the West’s problems, one Minecraft block at a time. See you on the server, fellow truth-seeker!
Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?
But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!