old minecraft sucks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deviate

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Faction, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Ranking, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Soup, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.

deviate.lol

Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, adult fantasy, adult gaming, adult mods, adult simulation, character creation, custom content, explicit content, explicit gameplay, FANTASY, female version, girl, green eyes, haired, Minecraft, porn mods, role playing, Server, short, short haired girl, simulation game, the sims 4, virtual sex, virtual world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Animals Bred:	80
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Aspie, aspies, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, streaming, TRASHY, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtuber, vtubing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	262
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7225
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

TowerPixel

Adventure, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Welcome to TowerPixel – Where Adventure and Creativity Unite!

TowerPixel is a thriving Minecraft community offering a wide range of exciting game modes for all types of players. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor, a master builder, or a fierce competitor, TowerPixel has something special for you.

play.towerpixel.com

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, mmo, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, persistent world, Pirate, player interactions, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Farms Harvested:	776
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

eu5-free.falixserver.net:52212

Crafty Americans Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, arrogance, clowns, Crafty, culture, Diversity, Europe, Friends, friendship, global perspective, humor, ignorance, international relations, Laughter, Minecraft, mocking, perspective shift, Politics, satire, Server, Stereotypes, stupidity, Unity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being the butt of the joke? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate clown master! Our European friends will be rolling on the floor laughing at your epic clown skills. Show them who’s boss with your ridiculous builds and hilarious pranks. Don’t be a boring old regular player, join us and become the life of the party!

Boomers Finds 4Chan Through His Minecraft SMP Adventures

4chan, Adventures, board topic, Boomers, digital age, family dynamics, finds, generation gap, grandson, intergenerational communication, internet culture, Meme culture, meme posting, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Posting, Pro Wrestling, shitty wrestling, smp, social media, twitter, viral content, wrestling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Boomers, who stumbled upon the mysterious realm of “4chan” through his grandson’s meme posting on Twitter. Little did he know that this would lead him down a rabbit hole of pro wrestling obsession, where he unironically starts posting about the most obscure and cringeworthy wrestling matches you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters like Boomers, each with their own bizarre stories and antics. From a llama farmer who believes he’s actually a llama in human form to a wizard who accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a wrestling match against Boomers himself!

Crafty Coop Minecraft Server

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Blight: Survival, coop, Cooperative Games General, coopg, Crafty, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build planner, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers 2, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, No More Room in Hell 2, Payday 3, ready or not, remnant 2, SCP: 5K, Server, Space elf edition, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, vermintide 2, Vermintide 2 build planner, Wartracker

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crops Grown:	3433	Dragon Eggs Found:	6149
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Animals Bred:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy! We are the Space Elves, here to conquer new worlds and build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as we battle against dark forces and explore uncharted territories. Our latest update includes a hotfix that allows you to ride space dragons and wield laser swords – trust us, it’s lit!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret quest that leads you to the legendary Commodore’s Vestures, rumored to grant you unlimited power and swag. And don’t forget about our PvP mode, where you can face off against other players in epic space battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this intergalactic adventure and become a legendary Space Elf builder today! Remember, the universe is yours to conquer!

The Problem Child Minecraft SMP – Jake Paulers, Unite!

boxing, boxing community, Champion, child, Dedication, determination, encouragement, ENERGY, Fans, fight night, good luck, Jake, jake paul, Jake Paulers, Minecraft, motivation, Paulers, positive vibes, Problem, smp, strength, success, Support, team Jake, The Problem Child, unite, Victory

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9859

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence? We’ve got more drama than a Jake Paul vlog and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and send your energy to The Problem Child, our resident goat who is about to take on the Ender Dragon tomorrow. Will he emerge victorious or will he end up getting lost in the Nether like last time? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds. From a giant pink castle made entirely of diamonds to a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and never trust a llama wearing sunglasses. Let the chaos begin!

4chan Improved My Life Minecraft Server

4chan, B2 diploma, boards, career, CK, cooking tips, fit, FITNESS, friendship, G.., improved, improved my life, Int, language learning, Life, linux, memecoins, Minecraft, net positive, pen pals, positive impact, Server, software engineering, teenager

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	3677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to change your life for the better!

Join our server and watch as your skills in Minecraft improve beyond your wildest dreams. Just like how 4chan changed this player’s life for the better, our server will transform you into a Minecraft master.

Discover new strategies for building, mining, and surviving in the wilderness. Make friends with fellow players from around the world and embark on epic adventures together. Who knows, you might even find your best friend and travel to their real-life hometown just like the player who visited their German friend in Bamberg.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that it will boost your real-life skills too. Learn new languages, get fit, and even make money through our exclusive in-game economy system. Who needs a job when you can make 50k USD through memecoins on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your life transforms into something truly incredible. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in more ways than one!