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DadBodSnuff Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2268
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad bod quiver with excitement? Look no further than our server, where we have Leandro Gomes de Azevedo himself getting snuffed in the most epic battles! Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your excitement (or your dad bod) when you join our server. So come on over and get ready for some wild adventures and even wilder battles!

ElderlyCraft Minecraft Server

alzheimer’s, BLOODBATH, civil war, Congress, corrupt politicians, Corruption, elderly politics, ElderlyCraft, future of the country, intelligence, leader, Minecraft, MONEY, old men, Overthrow, people of conscience, POLITICAL CRISIS, restart, Server, soviet union, united states, War, young people

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7394
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the United States political crisis is just a hilarious backdrop to our epic gameplay! Join us as we navigate through a world where corrupt old men run the show and young people are the only hope for change.

Embark on quests to arrest corrupt politicians in Congress and replace them with players of conscience. Or if you’re feeling extra adventurous, start an all-out civil war to overthrow the entire system and let the country start fresh.

Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the drama and chaos in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughs, action, and maybe even a little bit of anarchy. See you in-game!

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

anal sex, anal/アナル, BlockyBooty, cultural taboo, hentai, hygiene, Japan, long tail tags, Minecraft, national, old men, Perception, porn industry, Ratio, representation, Server, societal norms, taboo, tags, unhygienic, vaginal sex, weird

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal sex of Minecraft servers – weird, unhygienic, and only for the true connoisseurs!

In our server, we have a special “anal” section where you can explore the depths of the underworld (literally) and discover hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your pants too).

Join us and be a part of a community that embraces the weird and the wild. Who needs vanilla when you can have anal-lla? So come on, dive in deep and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

acceptance, Ageism, being nice, blocks, Communication, Crafters, CreepFree, cultural norms, Darling, Gender norms, generational differences, girl, Language, Manners, not a problem, old men, perspective, Respect, social interactions, societal expectations, sweetheart, tolerance, vernacular

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Chimeras Created:	2
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	830
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Seat Sharing Prohibited Minecraft SMP

chauvinism, discrimination, double standards, equality, female empowerment, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchal beliefs, Prohibited, Respect, Seat, seat sharing, sexism, sharing, smp, social justice, societal norms, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never share your seat with women because they had sex with other men, not you! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing polar bears. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on and join us on this zany Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to not share your seat with women)! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Netherbound

Adrenaline, base protection, Community, Cosmetic Items, Crates, creativity, dedicated community, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fair Play, gameplay, Hacks, Hate Speech, Items, Land Claims, monetization, PvP, Raiding, rules, Vanilla, Voting, Webstore

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

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Blocky Brotherhood Minecraft Server

blocky, brotherhood, cj, controversial themes, Diversity, dyke, errand boy, fag, friendship, gta games, inclusion, jew, latina, loyalty, male friendship, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, san andreas, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a GTA game but with more brotherhood? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more loyalty than a pack of wolves! Join us and experience a world where your fellow players have your back no matter what – whether you’re building a fortress or taking on the Ender Dragon.

Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?

Vtuber of the Year Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! We have the reigning VTuber of the Year as our server admin, and let me tell you, she is not just a pro at Minecraft, but also at dropping sick beats and roasting creepers.

Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

🔥MineKul🔥Survival!i!👑 Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Creative, Digital, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, MineKul, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

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Great Art Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of your Minecraft house looking like a boring old shack? Join our server and show off your artistic skills by posting pictures of great paintings to hang on your virtual walls! Your virtual children deserve to be surrounded by beauty, so come help us fill those empty walls with masterpieces. Who knows, maybe your painting will become the talk of the server and your virtual neighbors will be green with envy! Join now and let your creativity shine!

Sparkling Zero Mods Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some epic mods that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.

But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!

And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, Blue Archive General, Crafty, Defense, Essence of Beauty, Events, guides, Hieronymus, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!

But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!

Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!

Anglo Kike Run Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server will make anglokike occupiers run for their lives! That’s right, we have so much chaos and craziness going on that even the toughest players will be shaking in their diamond boots.

Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Crafty Essexpressions Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Farms Harvested:	145	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Essexpressions! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!