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RateCutPowell – Minecraft SMP Edition

ATHs, bag holders, cut rates, Edition, emergency rate cut, fair market, federal reserve, financial news, interest rates, investing, market analysis, market expectations, market manipulation, market pumps, market reactions, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Powell, RateCutPowell, smp, stock market, Trading

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5880	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is just as unpredictable as Powell’s interest rate decisions! Build your virtual empire while navigating through market crashes and ATHs (All-Time Highs) that will make you scream, “NOOOOO, THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Will you be able to save your virtual bags bought at ATH with an emergency rate cut? Only the bravest and most strategic players will survive in this wild world of finance and block-building. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLzy adventures!

WeddingBlockerz

difficult choices, drug addiction, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, legal issues, marriage concerns, not attending, parental concerns, skipping family events, skipping the wedding, son’s relationship, son’s wedding, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting decisions, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlockerz

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can create your own virtual paradise without any pesky in-laws or judgmental parents!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy creations, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise weddings (sorry, Arlo and Clover). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find love with a fellow player who won’t yell at you for expressing your concerns.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more outrageous than skipping your own son’s wedding.

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	194	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	93	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	41671
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4662

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	1311	Alien Abductions:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!