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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5236 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Magic Items Found: | 5053 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4350 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).