Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between letting the police storm your workspace or luring a wanted employee into custody. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and dramatic?
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and lighthearted activities for you to enjoy after you’ve made your tough decisions. So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to be a leader in the face of danger!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing massive PvP battles with llamas as mounts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. Will you be the one to uncover its cheesy mysteries and become the ultimate cheese warrior?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your very own Minecraft movie moment!
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
imagine a world where food and timber are in a battle for survival, and only u can help them!!! build treehouses, create epic forests, and show climate change who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!
so join now and be a part of da solution, not da problem!!! save da trees, save da world, and have a blast doing it in dis insane minecraft server!!!
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs |
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| Version | 1.21 |
| Datapacks/plugins | Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many many more |
| Version | Java |
We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.
Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.
The server will open this Friday.
Yes, there is an application process in place.
We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness
Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.
So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.
So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!