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Vintage Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being an old fag on the same old Minecraft server? Join our SMP and become a young whippersnapper again! We’ve been through memes, altcoins, and memecoins – we even have a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. Plus, our server mascot is a talking pig who gives out free enchanted gear every full moon. Don’t be an old fag, join us and become a legendary memelord of the blocky world!

RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	711	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Server Type	Heavily modded factions
Features	RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
Discord	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

2. How can I join RLFactions?

To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

Popularity? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3163	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

FoodieCraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

PixelPeekaboo

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

CeasefireCraft2021

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7900	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	1979	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!