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HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	7211
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

academic publishing, academic success, blocky, breaks, career longevity, career progression, career retention, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender gap, men in science, men scientists, research, scientific article, scientific career, Scientific community, scientific publication, scientific research, scientific study, scientists, STEM, study, women in science, women scientists

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

brand, candy, chococraft, Chocolate, chocolate brand, Cocoa, confectionery, craving, DELICIOUS, dessert, favourite, favourite brand, favourite chocolate brand, indulgence, luxury, Popular, smp, snack, SWEET, Tasty, top choice, Treat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Farms Harvested:	363	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	197	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	127	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	171
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

disruptor., Elon, elon musk, Engineering, entrepreneur, futuristic, game changer, GENIUS, hypothetical invention, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical technology, innovation, inventor, Mind Blowing, Musk, revolutionary, science fiction, Space Travel, Technology, Teleportation, transformative, Visionary

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9996
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness