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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7565 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.