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Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ores Mined:	3978	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Items Found:	2126
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4377	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	8538
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ores Mined:	1495	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9613
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crops Grown:	6999	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!