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Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

asleep, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, Jannie, jannies, long tail, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server, shitpost, sleepy, social media, Thread, Time, trolling, up, viral, Wonder

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Sushi Lover Minecraft SMP

adapting to Japanese lifestyle, adjusting to new environment, career opportunities, cultural immersion, dream of living in Japan, embracing change, envisioning life in Japan, experiencing Japanese culture, exploring Japan, future plans, international relocation, language barrier, learning Japanese, Life Changes, living abroad, Lover, making friends in Japan, Minecraft, moving to Japan, new beginnings, planning for the future, smp, sushi, travel aspirations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	5418
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Picture this: you wake up in a cozy little village in Japan, surrounded by cherry blossom trees and adorable little pandas roaming around. You step outside and are greeted by a group of friendly villagers who offer you sushi for breakfast. As you explore the village, you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where you can relax and soak in the healing waters while watching koi fish swim by.

But wait, it gets even better! This village is actually part of a Minecraft SMP where the rules are anything goes! Want to build a giant panda statue made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like pranking your fellow players by filling their houses with sushi? Why not! The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wonderful world.

Join us on this epic adventure and experience the magic of Japan like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret ninja training ground or stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure. So pack your bags, hop on the next plane to Japan, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Minecraft server: Pyon Craft Fun

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7173	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ores Mined:	809	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through a world of madness and mayhem.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where animals and champyons reign supreme? Kiki’s passion for all things fluffy and fierce will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Dive into the PyonCraft server and experience a world like no other. Build your own crazy creations, explore Kiki’s world tour, and even participate in Kiki’s ASMR collection (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Champy Creative Corner where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library – because who doesn’t need a good laugh every now and then?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way.

Schedule Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Players Killed by Monsters:	2944

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is so messed up, you’ll never know when the next event is happening. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Upside Down. But hey, who needs a schedule when you can just stumble upon a surprise party in a randomly generated village?

Join us if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of trying to navigate through the darkness because someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in the server room. It’s like playing Minecraft blindfolded, but with a lot more screaming and confusion.

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs to see anything anyway? It’s all about the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to a normal schedule again.

🔥Anarchy | Vulture + Weapons Minecraft server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	53	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Dygers – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Vulture

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⚡️ ip: dygers.fun Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.21+

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► Anarchy Server – On Anarchy you will find everything you could want for a pleasant time..

– Lots of mobs

– Mystics

– Vanilla generation

– Bosses

– Unique economy.

► Vulture/Survival – The server is famous for its rich list of cool features..

– 3D Weapons (/guns)

– Animated accessories (/costumes)

– Buying houses (/buyhouse)

– Thoughtful bonuses (/bonus)

– Shooting gallery (/warp tir)

– Landscape Auto Mine (/warp mine)

– Parkour (/warp parkour)

– Many types of jobs (/jobs)▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

Maximum attention to players and comfort of the game

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

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* Choosing Dygers means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ dygers.fun 19132

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No Gooner Characters Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1770
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	102
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no gooner characters? Look no further, because our server is filled with them! Join us for a wild adventure where you can team up with your favorite gooners and take on epic quests together. Who knew that mining and crafting could be so much fun with gooners by your side? Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the most gooner-filled Minecraft server out there!

Anon’s Cursed Breastplate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the quests are as crazy as the players! Join us and you could be the lucky winner of Anon’s Cursed Breastplate – perfect for scaring off any pesky creepers with its spooky aura.

But that’s not all, complete this quest and you get to choose between Anon’s Trusty Shiv, perfect for slicing through blocks like butter, or Anon’s Noble Shortsword, for those epic battles against zombie hordes.

Join us now for a chance to win these epic prizes and embark on ridiculous adventures with a community that’s as insane as you are! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Anon himself and unlock the secrets of his cursed armor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Job Security Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets a fair shot at success (unless you’re a rich person trying to exploit loopholes, then sorry not sorry). Join us if you’re tired of the unfair advantages the wealthy have and want to uplift the average worker (but don’t worry, we’re not trying to sell you on communism, that’s just a sneaky idea being pushed on you).

Our server is like a firmware update for your soul, helping you break free from the chains of inequality and injustice. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone has a chance to thrive (unless you’re a greedy capitalist, then maybe sit this one out).

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	3753	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness