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BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2810
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	630043
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3732	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	333078
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	941	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.