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UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	545922	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6883

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1063
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4585
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Votes:	2548
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2398	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	789836	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	7794
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	3353
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Items Found:	2547
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!