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FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Votes:	2072
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Animals Bred:	184	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	69
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4602	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ores Mined:	9624	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

FruitCraft: Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Blood, children, devil fruit abilities, devil fruit users, devil fruits, fruitcraft, generation, genetic transfer, genetics, Minecraft, no weaknesses, perfect being, QUIRKS, Server, transfer abilities, weaknesses

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Emeralds Found:	2067
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where devil fruit abilities are taken to a whole new level! Not only do you get epic powers like shooting fireballs or turning into a giant, but you can also pass down these abilities to your Minecraft children! Imagine creating a whole family of unstoppable warriors with crazy devil fruit powers.

But wait, it gets even better. Rumor has it that if you combine certain devil fruit abilities, you can create the ultimate being with no weaknesses. Picture a Minecraft player who can fly, breathe underwater, and shoot lasers out of their eyes. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and see what kind of genetic madness you can create with devil fruit powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unlock the secret to breeding the perfect Minecraft warrior. See you in the game!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

LeyenCraft: The Center Holds

Center, current events, DECLARATION, Democracy, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, Government, holds, leadership, LeyenCraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, resistance, Speech, Stability, Statement, Surge, Unity, von der Leyen

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.

there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.

join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

MythCraft: Junk DNA LOL

Dna, Junk, lol, MythCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, secret treasure hidden in the caves that only the most epic players can find. like, there’s this one time this dude found a diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it. it was so lit, bro.

and like, we got this crazy story about how the myth of junk DNA actually hindered science on our server. like, scientists were all like, “oh, this DNA is just junk, it doesn’t do anything important.” but turns out, it was actually the key to unlocking super powers in humans. like, one guy on the server can fly just by thinking about it. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we got treasure, super powers, and a whole lot of laughs. come on, dude, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!