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GFsugarDaddyHouseNoThanks

aita, amazing, canceling purchase, Conversation, DATING, discovery, family, gf, GFsugarDaddyHouseNoThanks, home, House, Job, Loss, love, Morals, Moving, Moving in, OF account, sugar daddy websites, UNCOMFORTABLE, worth it

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without worrying about sugar daddy websites or OnlyFans accounts.

On our server, you can explore new lands, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the stress of real-life relationship drama. Who needs a sugar daddy when you can mine for diamonds and gold in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Well, where else can you escape from the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly community of players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And remember, on our server, the only sugar daddy you need is the one made of pixels!

ScentCraft SMP: SeductiveSmells

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Have you ever been wandering through the forests of our Minecraft SMP and suddenly caught a whiff of freshly baked cake? That’s right, our server is known for its tantalizing scents that will have you drooling in no time. Join us and experience the most seducing smells you’ve ever felt, from sizzling bacon to enchanting potions brewing in our magical cauldrons. Who needs perfume when you have the aromatic wonders of our Minecraft world? Come join us and let your nose be tantalized like never before!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, Compassionate, CraftyCompanions, dependable, Empathetic, friendship, Fun, genuine, good listener, Honest, KIND, long-term relationships, Loyal, nonjudgmental, Qualities, Reliable, respectful, supportive, trustworthy, Understanding, Value

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.

Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.

So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MaliMayhemCraft

Africa, AMBUSHED, assault, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozens Killed, international news, Mali, MaliMayhemCraft, Mercenaries, Mercenary Group, Military Contractors, Military operations, Private Military Company, Reports, Security Contractors, security forces, Wagner PMC, warzone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	6145	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a wagner PMC mercenary and fight off crazy ambushes in mali!!! dozens killed but u can survive and be a legend in dis virtual world!!! build ur own base, craft epic weapons, and take down ur enemies in epic battles!!! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like real life but in blocky form!!! let’s goooooo!!!

ToxicCraft: Where Deceit meets Narcissism

accepting sexual harassment, benevolent sexism, dark personality traits, Deceit, deceitful people, harassment acceptance, interpersonal dynamics, Jealousy, Manipulation, meets, narcissism, Narcissistic, personality traits, poaching, psychological research, relationship dynamics, relationship patterns, romantic jealousy, sexism, toxic behavior, ToxicCraft, troubling attitudes, troubling sexual behaviors, vindictive

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	7666
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all the dark personality traits up in here! We got deceitful players who will poach yo girl faster than you can say “blocky booty.” And don’t even get me started on our narcissistic players, they be flexin’ their jealousy and benevolent sexism like it’s nobody’s business. And if you’re feeling vindictive, well, you’ll fit right in with our crew who are all about that sexual harassment acceptance. So come on down to our server, where the drama is as thick as our pixelated trees!

Recollence Network

1.17, Adventure, Anarchy, city, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Recollence is a network which currently has these gamemodes:

== KitPvP == == Survival ==

To learn more join the server at play.recollence.com!

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Prodigys Winter Wonderland

Adventure, BUILD, Create, curse forge, dragons, Dungeons, Fun, Machines, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modpack, Prodigys Winter Wonderland, Public, PvE, Raid, Roleplay, Server, Survival, tame, Towny, Winter, Winter Is Here, wonderland

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	152
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to Prodigy’s Winter Wonderland, A Cold Place To Have Fun. This is a public sever with the curse forge modpack “Winter Is Here”, with dungeons to raid and dragons to tame, Mekanism machines to build with alongside the Create mod, and so much more. Open to the public for all to have fun. Modpack can be found here to install: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/winter-is-here

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LewdShotaCraft Minecraft Server

art community., artistic boundaries, artistic expression, artistic intent, artistic interpretation, Artistic perspective, controversial content, creative freedom, cultural influences, gender disparity, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, lewdest shota, LewdShotaCraft, male artists, male gaze, Minecraft, Server, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest conspiracy theories in the Minecraft world. Ever wondered why most of the lewdest shota are drawn by male artists? We’ve got the answers (spoiler alert: it involves a secret society of zombie pigmen).

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

SellenQuestPro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Potions Brewed:	181	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up to something ridiculous.

Join us if you want to test your skills in ways you never thought possible. From navigating through mazes filled with exploding chickens to battling giant mutant creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the quests. Rumor has it that completing the Sellen quest without using a guide will grant you the power to control the weather in-game. How did you manage to beat Sellen quest without using a guide? Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to accomplish this feat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a lot of patience – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyHeartbreakers

BETRAYAL, BlockyHeartbreakers, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, deep emotional scars, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotional triggers, emotional wounds, family conflict, forgiveness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, moving on, painful memories, relationship struggles, self-esteem issues, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
New Chunks Explored:	327362	Players Killed by Monsters:	1753
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being emotionally wounded by your significant other? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! It’s the ultimate therapy session for the heartbroken Minecraft player. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more likely to spawn near your ex’s demolished statue. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!