ohiosucks – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PleasureCraft SMP
activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being
Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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DrinkAndDigMC
acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!
Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak
billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency
so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.
first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.
also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.
so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

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Bowl Drum Beats Server
Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Whale Mama Energy Quest
#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife
come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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Funnier Origins SMP

Active, activeplayers, artists, Builders, BuildingCommunity, Contentcreators, CPMModels, Customorigins, DatapackMakers, DedicatedGamers, funnier, Funserver, Hermitcraftinspired, LoreBuilding, LoreFocused, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, Origins, Roleplay, smp, Smpserver, UniqueOrigins, WhitelistedServer

FUNNIER ORIGINS SMP

Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

Who we are Looking for:

Active Roleplayers/Builders
Content Creators
Datapack/Mod Makers
Artists

– Cool People in General!

Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

Application Form

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models
Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned?	No, they are preferred but not mandatory
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience

Eternal Empire 1.20.5
1.20.5, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, Empire, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, Yena Youngblood
Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further, because this server is the place to be! We’ve got Vtuber idols like Nikki Rei and Roca Rourin ready to party with you in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to hang out with Vtuber legends like Enya Ignis and Daisy Dandelion. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, and you’re invited!
So why waste time mining diamonds alone when you could be building epic structures with your favorite Vtuber idols? Join now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server
Accommodation, adulting, Agreement, berlin, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Fairness, Financial, friendship, FriendshipCraft, group dynamics, holiday, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Promises, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social dynamics, trip planning
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild story of friends and money drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.
Join us for the most intense virtual adventure of your life, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need?
So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this story!

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CraftyCreeperz – Let’s Name and Shame!
acceptance, American name, childhood struggles, CraftyCreeperz, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural pride, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, Family Values, fitting in, Immigrant, Lets, Maturity, name change, parenting, peer pressure, shame, teasing, tradition, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names and cultures, even if they’re as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being teased for your unique name, whether it’s from Africa, Europe, or even the Nether realm.
We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!
Don’t be like poor little nephew getting teased for his name, come join us and let your name shine like a diamond pickaxe in the sun. And remember, kids may suck, but our server rocks! So why wait? Join now and show off your cultural pride while building epic structures and battling mobs with your unique name power!

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DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP
anxiety, death anxiety, death fears, death phobia, death scenarios, DeathByCreeper, existential dread, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of mortality, Minecraft, mortality, phobias, smp, worst case scenarios, worst death, worst death experiences, worst death fears, worst death nightmares, worst death outcomes, worst death scenarios, worst death situations, worst ways to die
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.
So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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