OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9725	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Bakery, bakery agreement, baking, CakeCraft, dark chocolate cherry cake, family conflict, family tradition, Father’s Day, Grief, Jerk, Kids, late wife, Loss, Minecraft, Permission, Recreation, refusal, selling recipe, sentimental, Server, special recipe, Store

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	948402
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of family drama over secret recipes? Join our Minecraft server and let your baking skills shine without any guilt! Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy a delicious dark chocolate cherry cake without any drama.

On our server, you can recreate your late wife’s famous cake without any judgment from your kids or anyone else. Let your creativity flow as you bake to your heart’s content in a stress-free environment.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden recipe book somewhere in the virtual world of our server that holds the key to the perfect dark chocolate cherry cake. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and bake the most delicious cake of all time?

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Let’s bake some cakes and have a good time together!

BabyCraftAdvice

advice, Apology, baby names, BabyCraftAdvice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, family, guidance, in-laws, mediation, misunderstanding, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, resolution, Siblings, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4161

Are you tired of boring baby name discussions? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you pick the perfect name for your little bundle of joy! Our virtual baby naming experts will guide you through the process with tips and tricks that are out of this world.

Imagine a world where baby names are chosen through epic battles and quests. On our server, you can embark on a journey to find the most unique and powerful name for your child. Will you choose a name that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies, or one that brings joy and laughter to all who hear it?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might even discover a name so legendary that it will be whispered in awe for generations to come. Don’t let boring baby name discussions get you down – join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

ProCrafters Minecraft Server

better at adaptability, better at communication, better at conflict resolution, better at cooking, better at creativity, better at critical thinking, better at decision making, better at empathy, better at innovation, better at leadership, better at listening, better at multitasking, better at negotiation, better at organization, better at problem solving, better at public speaking, better at stress management, better at teamwork, better at time management, Minecraft, procrafters, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Do you have the skills to survive in a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Join our Minecraft server and show off your superior block-building abilities! We guarantee that 80% of players will be blown away by your epic creations and unmatched survival skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Can you outwit them and claim the loot for yourself? Join us now and prove that you’re not just another blockhead!

CraftyLadiesServer

Boundaries, comfortable, Communication, consent, CraftyLadiesServer, Desires, emotional connection, Intimacy, ladies, length, physical connection, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, sex, sexual health

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	3551
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	221
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our legendary “Twerk for Diamonds” event every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, defense alliance, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense preparedness, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, hezbollah, Iron Dome, IronDomeCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, national security, Officials, SECURITY, Server, US, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur own defenses to protect ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, on our server, u gotta be ready for anything cuz we got hezbollah coming for u! but dont worry, we got our own iron dome to protect u from their attacks. but, like, we heard that it might not be enough, so u gotta join our server and help us beef up our defenses! plus, we got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time. come join us and show hezbollah who’s boss!

CraftyCommieTreason

50, ACCUSATION, American, Conflict, Court, CraftyCommieTreason, crime, donation, dual citizenship, Espionage, Immigrant, International, Justice, Legal, Politics, pro-Ukraine, Russian, SECURITY, Treason, trial, WOMAN

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the only crime is not joining! we have a russian american woman on trial for treason because she donated $50 to ukraine! if that doesn’t scream fun and excitement, i don’t know what does! come build with us and maybe you’ll end up in a crazy scandal too! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one on trial for donating to a cause you believe in! join now for a chance to be part of the madness!

SignCraftLOL

Communication, cultural diversity, cultural understanding, deaf culture, different countries, global communication, language barriers, language differences, language diversity, language equality, language evolution, language perception, linguistic diversity, linguistic variation, Misconception, sign language interpretation, sign language recognition, Sign languages, SignCraftLOL, Spoken languages, stupid

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, u know how sign languages r different in diffrent countries? well, that’s like spoken languages being different, but for ur hands, u feel me? but sum peeps think it’s dumb or sumthin.

come join our minecraft server where we have sign language lessons in every language u can think of! u can learn how to communicate with ur hands in chinese, spanish, even klingon! cuz who knows when u might need to talk to a klingon in minecraft, amirite?

we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but u gotta know the secret sign language password to get in. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with ur hands!

so come join us and learn the universal language of signs. who knows, u might even make friends with a klingon along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

WeebCraft Minecraft Server

anime addiction, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime conventions, anime fan, anime fashion, anime merchandise, anime movies, anime obsession, Anime Series, anime style, anime trends, average weeb, cosplay enthusiast, Japanese culture, looks like, manga lover, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, WeebCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. Trust us, you’ve never seen a villager do the moonwalk until you’ve been to our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a clucking good time.

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink llama that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come on over to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

VTubeCraft Minecraft Server

Advertise, advertising, AVtuber, brand awareness, Content Creation, Corpo, digital advertising, digital content, influencer marketing, mental health, mental illness, mentally ill, Messes, Minecraft, online marketing, Promotion, promotional campaigns, Receive, Server, social media promotion, virtual youtuber, VTubeCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of AVtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll receive daily doses of mentally ill messes that will leave you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of anime characters to hosting virtual concerts with pixelated pop stars, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about us!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, DisgustCraft, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, financial pressure, intervention, introverted, Jealousy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, Server, sibling rivalry, strict diet, Support, toxic relationship, understanding relationships

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	6715
Emeralds Found:	4526	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where players can argue over imaginary trips to Greece and monitor each other’s virtual diets. Our players are so dedicated to their relationships that they’ll block you in-game and cut off all contact just like a real emotional abuser. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand? Come join us and see if you’re the real AITA in this virtual world!