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OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	9446
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5916
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1877
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Star Shards Collected:	249
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Void Gems Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Emeralds Found:	3064
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?