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MineCraftyFunLand Server

animal, Collab list, Idol, Micomet, MineCraftyFunLand, Moments Compendium, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, Server, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9215	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	5950
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!

And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP

Character, Creative, Entertainment, hermit gimmick, HermitPigVert, Minecraft, Performance, Persona, PigVert, PigVert character, PigVert creative, PigVert entertainer, PigVert gimmick, PigVert performer, PigVert persona, PigVert unique, PigVert wrestler, PigVert wrestling, smp, Unique, wrestling, wrestling gimmick

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2077	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, PigVert has taken the hermit gimmick to a whole new level! He’s built a secret underground base that’s so hidden, even he can’t find it half the time. Join us and try to uncover the mysteries of PigVert’s elusive hideout – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Bartender, bottle service, career choices, club environment, Decision making, emotional breakdown, family conflict, gentleman’s club, GentlemansCraft, income, INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, Job Search, location tracking, Minecraft, nightlife, parental approval, personal boundaries, Safety concerns, Self Discovery, Server, work friend

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	196
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockParty

ABUSIVE, adhd, anxiety, autism, BabyBlockParty, bad guy, cousins, decision, family, Father, first grandchild, Hospital, newborn baby, no contact, Panic, pregnancy hormones, raging cunt, refusing, selfish, Support, Wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

WorstEnemyWishesMC SMP

Affliction, Bad Luck, CURSE, ENEMY, Evil, forgiveness, grudge, hatred, hostility, ill will, Justice, Karma, Malice, Misery, Pain, Revenge, smp, Spite, Suffering, Torment, Vengeance, WorstEnemyWishesMC

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7663	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream base when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas ride in on pigs and start a dance party right in the middle of your farm. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Want to settle disputes with a build battle instead of boring old PvP? Done. Need to negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom but they only accept payment in chicken nuggets? No problem. This server is a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up wishing your worst enemy was here to witness the chaos unfold!

ConspiracyCraft: Die on Hill

alternative facts, Beliefs, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, critical thinking, deep state, Die, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden truths, HILL, illuminati, mind control, Misinformation, new world order, paranormal activity, secret societies, skepticism, truth seeker, unexplained phenomena, willing to die on

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you ready to uncover the truth behind all the Minecraft mysteries? Join our server and dive deep into the wildest conspiracy theories Minecraft has to offer! From Herobrine controlling the server to secret diamond mines hidden beneath the spawn point, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Notch’s Secret Chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a conspiracy theory master in the world of blocks and pixels!

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

$3.5 billion, appropriated, arms sales, CNN Politics, Congress, defense spending, foreign policy, government funding, international relations, Israel, Israel spending, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, releases, Server, US, US aid, us military, US weapons, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, you know how the US be like “here’s some cash, go buy some cool stuff”? well, they just gave Israel a whopping $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment! like, can you imagine the kind of epic battles that are gonna go down on this server?! join now to witness the craziest PvP action you’ve ever seen, all thanks to this insane cash injection! let’s see who can dominate the battlefield with all these new toys at their disposal! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SudzhaCraft: Where Ukrainian Soldiers Mine & Fight!

border tensions, Conflict, Digital Media, Fight, international relations, Military, military presence, News, official comment, ONLINE, online sharing, political controversy, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, social media, soldiers, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Surveillance Footage, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian soldiers, Video, viral video

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, liek, u know how ukrainian soldiers r all like in russia n stuff? well, guess what? there’s this server where u can, liek, pretend to be a ukrainian soldier in russia’s sudzha! it’s, liek, so realistic u won’t even know u r playing a game!

join our server for the ultimate immersive experience! u can, liek, fight off russian invaders, explore the city of sudzha, and, liek, maybe even start a peace treaty with putin himself!

no official comment on how awesome this server is, but trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! come join us now and be a part of history in the making! #ukrainianpride #russiansucks #minecraftforever

VancomyCraft: The Antibiotic Adventure

Adventure, antibiotic, antibiotics, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial pathogens, drug development, EVG7, healthcare advancements, innovation, medical breakthrough, Mice, Modified, MRSA, Potent, research, resistant bacteria, scientists, side effects, structure, vancomycin, VancomyCraft, VRE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	254255
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

So, like, imagine if scientists were like, “Yo, let’s make this antibiotic even more badass.” And then BAM, they created EVG7, which is like, 100-to-10,000 times stronger than regular vancomycin. It’s like the Hulk of antibiotics, smashing bacteria left and right.

And get this, when they tested it on mice, there were way fewer side effects. It’s like the mice were partying with no hangover the next day. EVG7 is the hero we need against those pesky resistant bacteria like MRSA or VRE. Join our Minecraft server and become a superhero in the fight against bacteria! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour. It’s lit, fam.

Hiant

Adventure, alliances, Box, challenge, collaboration, Cross-Play, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Hiant, intense competition, LIMITED, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, PvP battles, Resourcefulness, Server, STONE, strategic gameplay, Survival, Traps, wood

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to Hiant, our thrilling Minecraft box server where the challenge of survival is taken to a whole new level! Within the confines of a limited box, players must rely on their wits and resourcefulness to thrive with only wood, stone, and ores at their disposal. This unique setting fosters intense competition and collaboration, as every resource is precious, and strategic gameplay is essential. Dive into exhilarating PvP battles, craft ingenious traps, and form alliances to dominate the box. Join us at Hiant for an unforgettable adventure where every decision counts and the excitement never ends!

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