2024 Best OH NO NO NO NO New Minecraft Servers

BRUH… LOOK AT THIS DUDE Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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BrainCrafters: Canadian Shutdown

allegations, brain illness, BrainCrafters, Canada, Canadian, Canadian scientist, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Government, health, investigation, Medical, misconduct, Neurological, neurology, research, scandal, Science, Shut down, Shutdown, Whistleblower

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, a canadian scientist was like “yo i got brain illness” and then the investigation got shut down like a bad reality show. but hey, on our server, we embrace the craziness and turn it into epic adventures! join now and see what kind of wild shenanigans you can get into with us! who needs brain cells when you have minecraft, amirite?

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VacuumVortex

Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning hacks, cleaning routine, cleaning supplies, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, Home cleaning, home maintenance, household chores, Household cleaning, Vacuum cleaner care, Vacuum cleaner maintenance, Vacuum cleaner maintenance advice, Vacuum cleaner maintenance checklist, Vacuum cleaner maintenance guide, Vacuum cleaner maintenance routine, Vacuum cleaner maintenance tips, Vacuum cleaner maintenance tips and tricks, VacuumVortex

join our epic minecraft server where you can become a vacuum cleaner when you clean out a vacuum cleaner! yes, you heard that right, you will transform into a magical cleaning machine with the power to suck up all the blocks in your path.
imagine roaming the land, sucking up resources and building your empire with the power of suction. you will be the most powerful player on the server, feared by all for your cleaning prowess.

but beware, there are other vacuum cleaners out there looking to challenge your reign. will you rise to the top and become the ultimate vacuum cleaner, or will you be sucked into oblivion by your rivals?

join now and experience the madness of becoming a vacuum cleaner in minecraft like never before! vacuum cleaner gang, rise up!

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ParkinsonsCraft: Microbiota Madness

Disease Progression, gut bacteria, gut dysbiosis, gut flora, gut health, gut inflammation, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, madness, microbial balance, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota-brain connection, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, novel treatments, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkinsonsCraft, Potential Therapy, research findings, therapeutic route, treatment options

so like, u know how ur gut is like full of little dudes that help u digest food and stuff? well turns out, those little dudes might have something to do with parkinson’s disease! crazy, right? but don’t worry, our minecraft server has the cure! just join us and let our virtual gut microbiota work their magic on u. u’ll be parkinson’s free in no time! plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors in the game. they’ll make sure u stay healthy and happy while u build ur epic virtual world. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to parkinson’s forever!

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DataVerse SMP

Biomes, Caves, Community, CONTENT, content creators, Contentcrators, Contentcratorserver, Contentcreation, Contentcreatiors, Contentcreators, Contentcreatorserver, Custom Map, Datapack, Datapacks, Datapackserver, DataVerse SMP, Drama, ender cave, Events, friend groups, hellhole, Helpful, live programmed display, Livemap, lush cave, Minecraft, Ores, Overworld, Performance, Roleplay, smp, spin the wheel, Superflat

Hello and welcome to the DataVerse S.M.P, if you like content creators, datapck, etc then be our guest. we have a completely custom map optimized for the best preformance and (its a overworld style superflat with ores under the ground and multiple standard and custom minecraft biomes along with custom caves like a ender cave, lush cave, and hellhole. we are usually very nice and inviting and helpful (even though theres sometimes drama but thats what happens in most friend groups am i right). and we have special events like live programed display events and spin the wheel for datapacks too. so please come and join!

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Where’s My Chest? SMP – Now with Semi-vanilla flavor and extra spicy Custom Plugins 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Adventure, building, chest, Community Focused, Cooperative gameplay, Custom, custom advancements, custom blocks, custom content, Custom Items, Exploration, EXTRA, flavor, multiplayer, No Monetization, no pay to win, Non-Donator, non-premium, Plugins, private realm, public server, Semivanilla, shared world, smp, spicy, Survival, unique mechanics, Wheres

Minecraft Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.20.6-1.21 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PvE]

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm, where players can start their own journey in a shared world.

Feature Highlights

“Journey” System: Players are placed into their own “server” called a Journey, with a random spawn point in a shared survival world.
Waychests: Special chests that act as beacons, guiding players to find each other and rewarding exploration.
“Waychest Flight” Minigame: Craft an Elytra and engage in an in-world flying challenge.
Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks after unlocking warp points.
Integrated Region Protection: Waychests create protection areas for blocks and containers.
“Radiance”: Skip the night with a special effect that prevents mob spawns.
Region Maps: Loot maps that generate pre-explored regions for convenience.
Custom Advancements: Custom mechanics with associated advancements.
No Monetization: No premium perks or donator tiers.

Start your own Journey today at waychest.com! The server welcomes all players who follow the rules. Read more about the custom content on the Wiki.

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

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👽 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where aliens have landed and the first humans they meet are the Dutch! 🇳🇱
Join us for a wild ride as the aliens try to make sense of humanity based on their encounter with the Dutch. Will they think we all wear wooden clogs and eat cheese for every meal? Or maybe they’ll believe that windmills are our primary mode of transportation!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Dutch are actually plotting to take over the world with their tulip army. And don’t even get us started on the flying bicycles that roam the skies!

So come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a Dutch alien or two along the way! 😉👾🌍🚲

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Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, attitude, blocky, boi, boldness, challenge, Confrontation, defiance, discrimination, Disrespect, eye contact, hostility, intimidation, Minecraft, offensive language, provocation, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Server, STARING, verbal assault, whiteboi

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because on our server, things are about to get wild!
Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.

Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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SisDenied Studio Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college, Communication, Decision making, dorm life, family, Furniture, grad school, ikea, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, micromanaging, Minecraft, personal space, pressure from parents, relationships, roommate drama, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, SisDenied, sleeping habits, Studio

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual survival! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, questionable sleeping arrangements, and passive-aggressive furniture sharing.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister barges in with a sleeping bag and an IKEA desk, ready to set up camp in your pixelated paradise. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with a sibling who judges your every move? Will your parents intervene and force you to cohabitate in the name of family unity?

But wait, there’s more! Explore our server and discover hidden caves filled with drama, secret treasure chests overflowing with resentment, and epic battles over who gets the last block of diamond ore. Will you emerge victorious and claim your independence, or will you succumb to the pressures of familial obligations?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate test of sibling relationships, personal boundaries, and the true meaning of family (even if it means sacrificing your sanity)!

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BlockyBoyfriendNoHelp

ableism, aita, BlockyBoyfriendNoHelp, Boundaries, caregiving, caregiving burden, communication in relationships, disability, division of labor, emotional labor, equality in relationships, expectations in relationships, Gender Roles, household chores, Intimacy, paralyzed boyfriend, Partnership, physical abilities, relationship dynamics, respect in relationships, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate escape from real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about chores or nagging partners.
Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend can’t pester you for sex because he’s too busy mining for diamonds or building a castle. No more grabbing you as you walk by, just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And the best part? You can team up with other players who actually contribute to the virtual household tasks!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a lazy partner when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

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PixelFetishCraft

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Are you willing to go the extra mile for your partner’s kinks? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to explore the weirdest fetishes in the blocky world. From building giant statues of your partner’s favorite anime character to creating elaborate roleplay scenarios involving llamas and lava pits, we’ve got it all! So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly on our server!

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