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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Project Beans

2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Items Found:	4560
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!

ProjectBeans.modded.fun

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

Detoxification, Finnish sauna, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, Minecraft, Musta Pekka, painos, Relaxation, relaxation ritual, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna culture, sauna session, Server, SizzleCraft, spa experience, steam room, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness, wood-burning stove

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

HotWay

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!

HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!

Main IP: mc.hotway.fun

Online store: https://hotway.fun

We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!

mc.hotway.fun:25255

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5584
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	1061
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4027	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

195.35.37.212

Pay to Play Minecraft Server

Accountability, as long as we pay, avoid consequences, breaking the law, bribery, consequences, Corruption, criminal activity, dishonesty, Escape, evade, get away, illegal behavior, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, moral decay, Pay, Play, repercussions.., Server, societal issues, unethical practices

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running for your life! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of excitement as players are constantly being chased by mobs, lava, and even other players trying to steal their precious loot.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some crazy perks to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun?

And if you think you’re tough enough, try taking on our boss mobs that are so powerful, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken. Trust us, you’ll need all the skills and luck you can get to survive on this server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to get away from it all on our insane Minecraft server!

Amazing Style Minecraft SMP

adaptation, amazing, amazing style, Game, long tail, Minecraft, smp, Style, tags, Themes, throw it away

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Animals Bred:	58	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crops Grown:	6364
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and styles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether, and a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

The Warriors

#addons, Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Creation, Economy, Events, Exploration, innovation, Market system, minecraft server, production chains, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9214
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9667
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to The Warriors, a 100 percent survival custom and Spanish-speaking Minecraft server, designed to offer a unique experience based on Slimefun.

Features: – The power of Slimefun with more than 40 addons, providing an immense variety of content and possibilities for exploration and creation. Each addon adds new objects, systems and mechanics, making the world practically endless in discoveries. – Complete automation: create complex production chains, optimize your resources and transform your base into a perfectly synchronized survival machine. – Active economy: enjoy a trading and market system between players, where you can buy, sell and exchange resources, and become the most prosperous player.

Join our weekly events where you can compete in unique challenges, earn exclusive rewards, and connect with other players in our community.

Be part of The Warriors, where adventure, innovation and community are constantly growing. Come discover everything we have to offer you and join this great Spanish-speaking community!

thewarriorsmc.ddns.net