oh god its a joke – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyEatsMC
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Are you tired of spending hours in the kitchen trying to make healthy meals? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and experience the magic of instantly teleporting nutritious meals straight to your inventory. No more chopping, slicing, or dicing – just sit back, relax, and let our virtual chefs do all the work for you. Plus, rumor has it that eating our virtual meals will give your in-game character superhuman strength and agility. So why wait? Join our server now and start feasting like a Minecraft king!

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PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy
aggression, Briefing, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, manipulate, Military, Négotiation, power struggle, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, Trumped, Ukraine, War, Warning, zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil putin trying to manipulate trump and take over the world! zelenskyy needs your help to stop them and save ukraine! build epic bases, battle evil forces, and show putin who’s boss in this wild adventure! join now and be a hero in the craziest war ever seen in minecraft history!

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Private server – RU-5 Private server Minecraft
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Private server RU-5 Private 1 of the RU-5 servers. Join us on discord, we have a lot of interesting things!http://discord.gg/NuegqKE5MZ
138.124.25.88:38170

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Eternal Adventure 1.20.6
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Stanley, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!
I’m talking about a place where pigs fly, literally.
You can build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks, because why the heck not?
And get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.
Plus, there’s a secret underground cave filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.
Trust me, Stanley, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a psychedelic dream mixed with a sugar rush, but in Minecraft form.

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ChildSupportCraft
child support, child support laws, ChildSupportCraft, college, college expenses, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Graduation, Guilt, moral dilemma, parental support, personal finance, POVERTY, reckless spending, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, State regulations
Are you tired of feeling guilty for using your mom’s child support card for your own expenses? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage reckless spending and living your best life!
Join us and let go of that guilt as you build your dream virtual world with no limits. Use your creativity to create the most extravagant pixelated mansion and live like a virtual king or queen.
Plus, on our server, child support cards are not only accepted but encouraged! Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can use that money to buy virtual diamonds and gold blocks?
So come on over to our server and let loose! Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun without worrying about real-life expenses. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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GrindMyGearsMC
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Are you tired of hearing people say “I could care less” when they really mean “I couldn’t care less”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no grammar mistakes policy! Join us and never have to endure the horror of bad grammar again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who corrects people’s grammar in the chat. So come join us for some grammatically correct fun!

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Crescenta

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Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview
Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, looking for people to join and participate in the world-building of this great new world, one player at a time!

Unique Server Features
Expanding world border to always provide new land to explore Unique skill system and PVP rework for deliberate gameplay Lands plugin-style claims with nations and diplomacy Fully fledged economy system with ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more Special Token system for rewarding worldbuilding and roleplay Brewery feature for brewing drinks Races and classes customization Bluemap for in-game mapping NO RESETS policy – builds last forever

Unique Server Features

Expanding world border to always provide new land to explore
Unique skill system and PVP rework for deliberate gameplay
Lands plugin-style claims with nations and diplomacy
Fully fledged economy system with ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more
Special Token system for rewarding worldbuilding and roleplay
Brewery feature for brewing drinks
Races and classes customization
Bluemap for in-game mapping
NO RESETS policy – builds last forever

Server Information
IP: crescenta.org
Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg
Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, the world border expands when a new player joins to provide new land to explore.
Is there a reset policy on the server?	No, the server has a strict NO RESETS policy, ensuring that builds last forever.
What are the unique features of the server?	The server offers a unique skill system, PVP rework, lands plugin-style claims, economy system, Token system, brewery feature, races and classes customization, and Bluemap for mapping.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP: crescenta.org and joining the Discord community at http://discord.crescenta.org/

Mel Neko’s Breakdown Live 1.20
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OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a virtual jungle of chaos and craziness!
You’ll be scamming your way through pixelated adventures just like Midoriya!
Who needs reality when you can escape into a world where anything goes, even scamming your way to victory!
Join now and let your inner scammer run wild in this epic Minecraft server!

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SubredditSMP: AskOrRegret!
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OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the nether and challenges players to dance-offs.
So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because this place is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HolyCraftersGoneWild
HolyCraftersGoneWild
Are you tired of praying to Notch for diamonds and getting nothing in return? Join our Minecraft server where the only religion is worshipping the almighty Creeper! Our explosive ceremonies will blow you away (literally)! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to our pixelated paradise where the only commandment is to have fun! Join us and let the power of TNT guide you to enlightenment!

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