Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!
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The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP
accomplishment, achievement, Alltime, celebration, football, Goal, History, legend, milestone, Minecraft, national team, norway, Norways, Norwegian football, Ogre, player, record-breaking, Scorer, scoring title, smp, Soccer, sports, STRIKER, success, Top, top scorer
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AstroWitchReturns Minecraft SMP
Astronauts, AstroWitchReturns, boeing, crew 9, dragon capsule, jeetliner, launch date, Minecraft, NASA, NASA blog, NASA schedule adjustments, Ogre, operational flexibility, smp, space exploration, space mission, Space News, space technology, Space Travel, space travel updates, space witch, spacex, stranded astronaut
๐๐ช Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even NASA had to rearrange their schedule just to accommodate our astronaut and space witch players! Forget about Boeing, they’re officially ogre in our books. Join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where you can build your own rocket ship and explore the galaxy with your fellow blocky astronauts. Who needs a jeetliner when you can soar through the stars in style on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! ๐๐ฅ #SpaceCraftingMadness
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OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!
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ShrekCraft: Where Shrek rules as the Germanic King of the Minecraft world! LOL
animated, Aryan, cultural appropriation, fairy tale, FANTASY, folklore, folklore analysis, Germanic, germanic king, Hero, hidden meanings, King, legend, lol, Minecraft, Movie, Myth, mythical creature, Ogre, Prove, rules, shrek, ShrekCraft, Story, Symbolism, world, wrong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld where you can challenge the Devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, no one else can prove this wrong!
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HugMeNotMinecraftSMP
Affection, closeness, comfort, Connection, desire, Embrace, embrace tightly, emotional bond, Hug, hug deeply, HugMeNotMinecraftSMP, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, love, physical contact, relationship, Touch, warmth, yearn for, yearningAre you tired of hugging virtual sheep in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you can hug all the players you want! We have a special plugin that allows you to physically hug other players in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of hugging Notch himself, now’s your chance!But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that whoever finds the bunker first will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, we have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through the skies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most huggable Minecraft server out there!
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BadMannersCraft
aggression, BadMannersCraft, behavioral issues, emotional instability, ENTITLEMENT, incorrect upbringing, lack of accountability, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of manners, lack of respect, lack of responsibility, lack of self-awareness, lack of self-control, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor social skills, Selfishness
If someone doesn’t play on our Minecraft server, that’s a sure sign they were raised wrong! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic structures and battling creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on our server because he’s just that impressed with our players’ skills. So if you want to prove you were raised right and have some crazy adventures, join us now!
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LatvianLootersMC
aerial maneuvers, air defense, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Defense, DETECTED, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, interception, international relations, jets, Latvian airspace, LatvianLootersMC, Military, nato, Russian, Scrambled, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Su-30s, SurveillanceYo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual battleground, just like dem NATO jets scramblin’ after dem Russian Su-30s near Latvian airspace! We got epic PvP battles goin’ down 24/7, where u can show off ur mad skills and dominate da competition like a boss!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we got custom plugins dat let u fly like a jet and shoot fireballs outta ur hands! Imagine swoopin’ down on ur enemies like a badass superhero, unleashing chaos and destruction wherever u go. It’s like a freakin’ action movie come to life in Minecraft form!
And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got secret hidden treasures scattered all over da map, just waiting for a brave adventurer like u to discover ’em. Rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword dat can one-shot any player in its path. Will u be da one to find it and become da ultimate warrior of da server?
So what are u waitin’ for? Join us now and experience da thrill of battle, da excitement of exploration, and da pure insanity of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun or somethin’. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!
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LowkeyAirBoost
air pressure, Altitude, atmospheric pressure, biology, breathing capacity, height, height and air intake, height correlation, height difference, height difference impact, height effect, height impact, height variation, human body, LowkeyAirBoost, lung function, oxygen intake, physical characteristics, physiology, respiratory system, short people
Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.
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CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief
#sustainability, China, Cities, CitySweat, climate change, coolcraft, Cooling, countryside, Environmental Science, Global Centre for Clean Air Research, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, land use, Relief, rural belts, scientists, Southeast University, study, University of Surrey, urban development, urban heat islands, Urban planning, urban temperaturesYo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5ยฐC! How insane is that?
But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!
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Konohaven: How Hermitcraft Shouldn’t Be. But At Least Our Java’s Stronger Than 1.21
Canada, custom models, Diamond based player-run shop economy, Discord, Endeman Griefing, Europe, Events and Challenges, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, Javas, Konohaven, Live Map, Minimal rules on shop themes, Phantoms Disabled, policies, Requirements, rules, shouldnt, Single player sleep, smp, Stronger, US, Virginia, whitelist application
Server Version 1.21 Fabric Server Location Eastern US (Virginia) Difficulty Hard Disabled Features Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms Other Features Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Diamond-based economy FAQ:
1. When did Season 3 start?
Season 3 started on June 10, 2023.
2. Are there specific rules for shops?
This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition is encouraged. Staff will intervene if toxicity arises.
3. What events and challenges are available?
There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join for karaoke, holiday-themed events, and community build projects.
4. Are there custom models on the server?
Yes, there are custom items and hat models that require a lightweight resource pack to view. However, downloading the pack is not required.
5. Can I play solo on the server?
While the focus is on playing and building together this season, solo players are welcome. The server has players from the US, Canada, and Europe.
6. How do I whitelist?
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DocCraft Minecraft Server
Appointment, Australia, banned, CT, Diagnosis, DocCraft, DOCTORS, Drain, English, GOOGLE, India, Indian doctors, kikes, Minecraft, mri, PARASITES, pathology, Patients, Population, Server, street shitters, Subsidies, tax payer, Treatment, x-ray
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any Indian street shitters pretending to be doctors! Our server is 100% free of garbled mulatto sounds and $200 babbling appointments. Join us and escape the madness of the medical world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to ban any Australian IP ranges – unless they’re run by kikes, of course. So come on in and start crafting your way to sanity!
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SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP
Aborted fetus, abortion, Beliefs, Choice, compassion, controversy, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, Heart, Human need, Humanity, Life, Minecraft, morality, Pro Life, pro-choice, ProBlock, ProVoid, RIGHTS, self actualization, smp, VALUES
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.
So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
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BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server
AIMTA, Apology, asthma, aunt, baby, BabySmoochBlocker, Boundaries, family, family function, favoritism, Harassment, infection, Kissing, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, reddit, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Server, shunned, young mother
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! ๐ Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. ๐
Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? ๐๐ฎ #MinecraftMadness
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ParentalControlGoneWrong
adult children, adult decisions, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Values, honoring parents, Parental authority, ParentalControlGoneWrong, parenting, relationships, Resentment, step parents, stepfamily, traditional family๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.๐คช Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.
๐ And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?
๐คฃ So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!