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ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6526	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	141	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	7141	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	371

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Emeralds Found:	2091	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!