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LucahjinCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventures of Lucahjin

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas starts chasing you! Or how about the time when a player built a rollercoaster that launched you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best SMP you’ll ever join!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a mysterious VTuber who is actually a time-traveling wizard in disguise. Rumor has it that they can summon lightning storms at will and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Crafty Wars Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Reverse rape edition, Riven Prices, Server, Stream Times, Tennobaum 2024, Tierlists, UPDATE 38, Warframe General, Wars, wfg, Wiki, Xaku Prime

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	139
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	77
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to reverse rape your enemies! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for some outrageous PvP battles and crazy adventures.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Plat shop where you can buy all sorts of ridiculous items to help you in your quest for domination. Need a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Alliance4Funbros, led by the one and only ddaavveeFTW. These guys are known for their epic battles and insane tactics. Want to join their ranks? Just ask for an invite.

And let’s not forget about the ClansWarbros, led by KillsawOblivion. These guys are always up for a challenge and will stop at nothing to claim victory. Want to test your skills against them? Bring it on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

””Fauna = loser?” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, 1 million subs, achievement, Baelz, Fauna, Graduation, hololive, internet fame, Japanese entertainment, Loser, milestone, Minecraft, online content creator, Popularity, pre-advent, save face, smp, sub count, subscriber count, Virtual idol, virtual talent, Vtuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7245
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7748	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of being the only member on your Minecraft SMP who hasn’t hit 1 million subs yet? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Baelz has reached that milestone! Join now before your graduation becomes just a sad attempt to save face. We have crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Crafty Drug Feels Minecraft Server

Crafty, DRUG, drugfeel, Feels, French, French Culture, French girls, French heritage., French History, French Identity, French nationalism, French patriotism, French pride, French resistance, French Revolution, French society, guerrilla war, Invaders, legal drugs, Minecraft, Potion, Server, true France, waterloo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battle of Waterloo like never before! Play as a French girl warrior and fight off the invaders with your potion-making skills. Plus, on our server, all drugs are legal just like in the true France – so get ready for some wild adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so historically accurate and crazy at the same time? Come join us and be a part of the French resistance like never before!

The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

Awards, awards ceremony, best art direction, best games, best multiplayer game, best narrative, best ongoing game, best performance, Best soundtrack, Chosen, fan favorite, Game, game critics, Game Designers, game developers, game of the year, Gaming Community, gaming industry, industry recognition, Minecraft, player choice, smp, the game awards, Victors, video games, WINNERS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	232	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Towns Built:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAD.MCMCMC.NET

Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, forever.., genre, GenreKiller, Killed, ln+, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Votes:	156
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4831	Towns Built:	10
Magic Items Found:	5944	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Potions Brewed:	185	Zombie Dances:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	148	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Potions Brewed:	100
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	118	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!