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BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3739
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	7992
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Crops Grown:	2403

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!