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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7970 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!