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FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3518
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	2277	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4156	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

Adults, allergic, anaphylaxis, Anarchy, anxiety, Awareness, Caregivers, child, danger, Distress, food allergy, Healthcare, mental health, psychological distress, research, severe reaction, small amounts, stress, Unrecognized, widespread, worry, Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1093
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	2763	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!